kbenjaminstone.bsky.social
2007 Toyota Corolla Fan Club President (part time)
Luigi, always, in MarioKart.
Banned from Twitter. Here because Blusky deserves a better Reply Guy.
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French Toast Pop Tarts are neither French nor Toast,
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I feel like some of these companies have LESS options now!
What happened our great food scientists?
Where are the pioneers that gave us Salsa Verde Doritos & Fritos with grill marks?
Brave folks that took Oreos & somehow stuft twice as much stuff in there.
We used to be a dang country, dangit!
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Most history nerds get sucked into the WWII blackhole.
We beat the British okay Andrew Jackson something, re-enact the Civil War Lincoln something, skip the whole nasty Reconstruction; on to Franz Ferdinand! Trench Warfare!
Stock market. Dust bowl.
Finally 4 months on WWII!
Have a nice summer.
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Bran muffins are the GOAT but you first must ruin most of the healthy upside by warming it up and plopping a bunch of butter in there which, is just fine by me.
Will also accept a lightly sugar sweetened blueberry š« muffin again plenty of butter.
Damn.
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brb, making muffinsā¦ā¦..
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Damn dog pass me the bottoms.
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What you donāt like Nazi fashion, woke boy?
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We need to pass down the legends.
I thought about this the other day. Bob Hope was like the biggest guy ever.
Who ever thinks about Bob Hope now? In 50 years?
Your time comes and goes and youāll end up as a smear in a canyon somewhere, a trace of your existence smattered about. And then what? Hm
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If I did that at the park you would hear about it on my deathbed.
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This should be the face the Statue of Liberty makes to welcome yāall to America. šŗšø
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yeah ones
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Hey donāt sleep on this one. Might be important or something. Been hearing about ancient portals for years now. Oneās bound to pop up some place. Just keep an eye out. Is all Iām saying.
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#FuckChuck
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Fucklechuck at it again.
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I know the sickest, eh, sexual Libertarian who parties with rockstars, up all night with paranoia you should try it tooā¦.
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Game Stop finally dies.
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āYou enjoying your fantastic voyage through Trumpās gangstaās paradise, Foolio?ā
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Sorry, as a St. Louis Cardinals fan Iām not allowed to watch any of his highlights. Too painful still.
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āWhatās that Bob? Ah fuckā¦ā¦.ā
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Bot is cooking with rocket fuel this morning.
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Iām pro-brick-to-the-head-of-fascists so this is great.
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Cook her a breakfast of champions, Kurt.
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*sick synthesizer riff erupts*
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The only thing this movie did for me was to put the question into my mind as to whether or not I would have sex with a feline Taylor Swift and the answer is
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Maybe his 4th wife will understand his pain.
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I just heard about this guy yesterday and it felt exactly like the time I learned who Mr. Beast was.
As in, I donāt know how far, man, but
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45 should not be included here.
42, maybe 43 is the cutoff.
Regardless, hands off us ā77-ā83 guys. Weāre our own thing, busters.
Weāre gonna be the ones that save itā¦.
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Well if she wanted my vote maybe she should have dared to swallow.
Dream big or dream on, lady.
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Aināt that America.
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haha what a kidder. weāll catch up to him tomorrow
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Resolve is perfect. Is there a clean free DAW like that? Just side-eyeing Ableton.
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Money always corrupts.
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He was just joking, right?
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look durrs nothing we could do cuz it says right here in da Bible that Johnny dies tomorrow at noon.
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STL native, Fuck Kroenke ringing through eternity.
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Iād like to speak to the manager please.
I attend this pirate-themed restaurant once a year fully draped on our anniversary and I do the whole deal, even put some of these silly beads in me hair, Eye patch and all, Aye Matey, but no, CAPTAIN our board man here says SHANTIES ARE SHITE?
Good day sir
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Well itās not his fault, he saw it during a commercial break while watching the Gorilla Channel.
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Just kidding I love the taste of Curry.
*pause*
*resume*
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The only politician we acknowledge is Thomas.
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Or remember that cereal Alpha-Bits? This looks a little like that.
I guess I remember that stuff was okay tasting?
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Looks pretty bland for a TV tie-in cereal?
Mr T looked bland but wasnāt.
This is Lucky Charms without the marshmallows?
I like Frosted Cheerios but there arenāt any cartoon characters on that box. Rather, itās what an adult buys to occasionally feel alive.
The Tiny Toons deserves better, imo.
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Hey hey hey hey hey just because ICE sucks shit doesnāt mean you gotta remind me Iām old.
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weāre just innocent men
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Damn you David Brooks for stealing all my Tinder game theory!
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ā29 sucked. It was a real blow to the skull. Like oral sex.
(Hoover)