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kclemson.bsky.social
Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and work at Microsoft on Excel. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Off by one errors ftw! 😆
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😆😆 no it’s not that… it’s that I have an amazing collection of pics of >1K custom license plates that I’ve seen over the years, many of which are super geeky bsky.app/profile/kcle...
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Been a while since I saw a pushmepullyou
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Best I can do is this, but it’s going to cost you an ARM and a leg
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Many years ago in the windows team, I worked with IT to disable access to Outlook.exe for the extended leadership team on Fridays, to force them all to use the built-in mail client. Wouldn’t you know it, some really important bugs were fixed very quickly soon after we started this. I ♥️ dogfooding.
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I am overcome with emotion about one of my favorite all time movies being used as a spot-on reference here. Thank you for that.
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The secret life of Walter Grimitty
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You’d have to be on quack to not enjoy that sight
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When the adrenaline has finished coursing through my body from this news, then I will be prepared to resume normal operations such as writing puns like “there was a test and I got a PASH”
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When I read about people in olden times being “sewn into their clothes” as a teenager, I thought it meant the clothes were literally stitched onto their skin. <shudder>
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My jar was literally empty and one day a few weeks ago a replacement jar showed up on my desk from an anonymous source
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Starting at the wall here. Oh and also a whiskey drink. No vodka drink or lager drink though.
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I believe I have seen somewhere that he prefers tavern style to deep dish
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whatever it was, I hope the baby was named Carson
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Mine is OMFG
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Daaaaa prayers
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My grandfather was the foreman of the grand jury that investigated it… one of those bits of family lore I only learned as an adult.
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Four shadowing
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I know this is a reasonably common look for dogs, but wow, one of my dogs is a doggelganger
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You are ungovernable