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submitted 116 days ago • 903 comments

Well I just got a call from my doctor saying that my heart is back to how it was when I had my heart attack. I’m told to not do anything physical that raises my heart rate and blood pressure, for fear of having another heart attack. It could be worse though, I could already be dead. So that’s a win.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

So I’m apparently banned from a local wrestling promotion, because I questioned their decision to book and promote two wrestlers who have had multiple sexual assault allegations, some of which included minors, that got both of them fired from the WWE. Great times in the Kansas City wrestling scene.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I got my first concussion in over a decade, by getting hit in the head by a ski that fell out a rack. It hits a lot harder in my 40’s than it did in my 20’s.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

When I was lying on my bathroom floor, 2 years ago, knowing I was dying from a heart attack, I wasn’t scared at all, it was one of the most peaceful moments in my life. Now that none of the 10 cardiologists I’ve seen in the last 3 months, have any idea what’s wrong with my heart, it’s really scary.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Judge Merchan, who oversaw Donald Trump’s criminal trial, has just DENIED his request to postpone Friday’s sentencing as he seeks to push off the proceeding. The judge found his arguments to be “repetitious.”

submitted 126 days ago • 115 comments

When @weather.bsky.social sends this guy out, you immediately know that shit is on and ain’t nobody leaving town. I love living in Kansas City.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

30 years ago today, I stepped onto the snow and strapped into a set of snowboard bindings for the first time. I’ve spent over a thousand days on snow in that time and got to live the dream of so many people, by making a living out of my love for this art form, for nearly half my life.

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Hope everyone else is enjoying their Christmas Eve. I’ll be spending mine in the ER.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Day 11 of 15 straight days of work is in the books and I’m full on in “fall asleep while standing up” mode. I can’t wait until Christmas is over.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Just finished watching Glitter & Greed: The Lisa Frank Story. Talk about a goddamn carny thief, that bitch took every single person’s money and ideas. Like a wrestling promoter screwing over both the wrestlers and the marks in the crowd.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve now had the same dream where my wife incinerates a group of guys who stole her car, three times in the last two weeks. I don’t know what my mind is trying to tell me, besides she is either a witch or has the Phoenix Force in her?

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Moose and I would like to wish everyone a wonderful Saturday.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

NYC has put a bounty of 10K for clues to help find the John Wick killer (that’s my moniker for him). That’s less than most United Healthcare deductibles. I’m sure we’ll all be getting right on that, right?🤨

submitted 156 days ago • 87 comments

Well, I can confirm that after shoveling 6 inches of snow off my driveway, my porch and my back deck, my right arm is officially jelly. But at least Moose can now go pee without leaping over mounds of snow again.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Moose would like to wish everyone who celebrates, a Happy Thanksgiving.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 165 days ago • 50 comments

For the first time in my life, I’m up to watch the Macy’s Day Parade. I think that officially makes me an old person.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Dark ages #2 coming at ya!

submitted 166 days ago • 393 comments

How about you?

submitted 166 days ago • 56 comments

This 2021 tweet from Bernie Sanders aged well

submitted 165 days ago • 46 comments

Just a perfect Christian.

submitted 166 days ago • 47 comments

Holy moly these courtroom sketches of Rudy Giuliani are epic.

submitted 167 days ago • 188 comments

I believe the phrase the MAGA people like to use is “fuck around and find out” and they are indeed about find out why you don’t fuck around with people you are supposed to do business with.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

It’s that time of year.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

According to my wife and dog, being woken up by people working the roof of our house, is indeed the worst way to wake up.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

But... eggs are too expensive, right? "Banality of Evil"

submitted 169 days ago • 284 comments

Moose had a long day being couch potato.

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submitted 172 days ago • 128 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Matt Gaetz has just withdrawn himself from being Trump's Attorney General. He says his confirmation was becoming a "distraction to the critical work" of the Trump transition. Now he’s not in Congress either! GOOD RIDDANCE!

submitted 172 days ago • 100 comments

Moose is not a fan of the first cold day of the fall.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

For all my friends and family.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day. Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

submitted 173 days ago • 2061 comments

It’s not a Russian spy ring. It’s a Justice Department graphic showing Venmo payments to girls by Gaetz and Greenberg.

submitted 172 days ago • 745 comments

Homeownership is great until your insurance will only cover $4,000 of a $10,000 roof replacement.

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments