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mmm I love pizza!!!

mmm yummy, i love my block of elbows πŸ˜‹

OH MY GOD THEY WERE PLAYING 80S MUSIC ON THE TV AND I JUST GOT RICK ROLLED AT THIS RESTAURANT IN 2025

Eating at a Peruvian(?) place Huge plate of food, ""small"" portion?? Kind lady at front speaks NO english Smoke alarm is beeping low battery every 3 minutes 11/10 πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ absolutely delicious

told my gf "youre a real G for that one" after she kissed me she hasnt talked to me since

Me: hiii πŸ₯Ί gf: hiiii πŸ₯Ί Max from 2 broke girls on the TV in the background: hiiiii βœ¨πŸ’…

GUYS IM AT FUCKING TOYS R US!!!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

well hello there

what the FUCK

Oughh my ass is table now I guess

WWHY THE FUCK DID I SAY KID NAMED PENIS AND NOT KID NAMED FINGER???? 😭😭😭

We had a good morning

been watching Dexter and holy shit kid named penis was the bay harbour butcher???

Guys I think oomf is actively having a heart attack...!!! D:

Talked my girlfriend into watching Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights

thank you phil

I’m faggot?

I sketched the sluggin it slug (my sketch in black)

I've been straight up sluggin it for the past 30 mins

Bowl of Half n Half n Oatmilk and Cereal

My high school started a geography bee before Thanksgiving break, with the first round focusing on U.S. states and territories. Today, I realized I can view every answer on the Google Form. Here is the United States of America according to my entire high school, using real answers from the geo bee.

Find the Rabbid!

I was showing some childhood songs to friends yesterday and YouTube had a suicide and crisis lifeline posted below the video 😭

WAIT IT COMES WITH SUB GF BUN??????

GRINGO BURGER LMFAOOO

welcome to #bowser land 🎑🐒πŸŽͺ