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me: so you can't actually swallow the cookies, you just mash them up? you must be starving cookie monster: cookie is tragic figure, like hungry ghost of buddhist folklore

copilot in vs code is like imagine if you were doing something and every time you pause for more than a second someone runs up and inserts a wild guess that fill up the rest of the line if it's a function your cursor will move into the ghost text somehow people don't find this insanely distracting

Migrants in Syracuse say they’re being put in ankle bracelets & having their passports taken, said attorney Jose Perez. .. ankle bracelets put on by ICE, restricting them to certain miles within the jurisdiction..kids being fingerprinted.. spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-...

if you want to play an amusing minigame on here, I recommend subscribing to the Jesse Singal Follower labeler:

Read the long NY Mag piece on the allegations against Neil Gaiman this morning for some reason. Feeling a bit sick now. To peel back a veneer of kindness and find there is darkness and pain and violence underneath. Cruelty. It’s a bit exhausting sometimes.

Heard from inside the National Cancer Institute, part of NIH — travel through April is canceled. Purchasing with government card is frozen. All public comms are off limits. Can’t even submit abstracts to future meetings. Can’t submit *manuscripts* for publication. All hiring activity frozen. Fuck.

For that person in your life who needs to hone their radar for bullshit detection...

ah well #stormeowyn

Some rare good news re UK immigration policy that I thought worth sharing 100s of refugee families who were accepted for UK resettlement but had been waiting years for relocation have finally arrived in Britain in the last yr, as the new govt has been quietly prioritising their cases Short thread🧵

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Multiple things are usually true at once.

I keep thinking about the people who believe it’s not economically feasible to do what we need to do to stop increasing global warming I’m from Los Angeles and I keep thinking about the people who believe our society can afford not to change

Conversations about 'scale' have always rubbed me the wrong way because it sounds like business-school and VC speak. And how the heck do you know as an individual? the answer is that you actually don't know. Do what you can to lessen suffering in the ways that you can. That's all.

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about tik tok being banned when they can still read the blue sky posts of late nineties alternative rock band eve6

I will NEVER stop being upset about Gladwell’s 10,000-hour rule, glorifying empty hustle culture, drawn from a study of the best conservatory violinists in a population, but Gladwell CONVENIENTLY NEGLECTS TO MENTION THAT THE MOST SUCCESSFUL VIOLINISTS ALSO SLEPT THE MOST BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN

Feel on the verge of tears. Seems like the wrong time of month for it. Do I investigate my emotional landscape? Watch something that will make me cry? Something that will make me laugh? Go back to bed? Stay scrolling on my phone with this inexplicable knot in my stomach?

the delight of modern politics is both teams abandoning the very idea of government directly helping people in favor of siphoning off taxpayer money to for profit corporations because they're 'more efficient' Underpants Gnome ass economy

There are 12 other answers but, as you'll see by reading the first two responses, @colsonwhitehead.com pretty much sums it up www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...

my first thought of the day

the antidote to empty hashtag resist image posts with no alt text:

Why is being a person so complicated? On Tuesday I had to hide in the loo to get away from too many people because I hadn’t had a minute of peace and today I am at home alone feeling like I just want someone here with me.

Pokey/Babou/yin/yang

I don't make resolutions, ever since I discovered the two perfect ones years ago: 1. Become a more terrifying version of yourself. 2. Do what you already do, but more so.

I'm fascinated by the new-age belief that the autism spectrum is caused by aliens seeding the earth with higher-level souls, because of the implication that some of these mystical, advanced souls arrived on Earth and immediately abandoned their mission in favor of getting really into Digimon

Just saw the phrase “microdosing dopamine on the phone” and now I’m upset.

So - it's time for my annual roundup of the last year's achievements and gratitude. I could have done none of this without the support of all my wonderful friends, supporters (you lot) and a dog named Tozi... 🧵

One of my 2025 aspirations is to become a Sandi Toksvig caliber hugger. I mean I hate being touched by strangers but if I am going to hug people at all, let it never be some wet noodle nonsense. Let me be a firm but gentle beacon in this world.

This year was weird and wild but I’m not mad at it. Ending the year with more friends than I started with and a bad voice notes habit.

You're telling me that Margo Martindale and Wayne Knight were once partners on a team of character actors who moonlit as private investigators to supplement film/tv income by busting bad guys with their acting skills and this has never been adapted into the longest-running show on NBC?

Do y’all know the movie Say Anything? There’s a part where her dad is like “why do you even like this loser” and she tells him about this moment on their first date where Lloyd points out some broken glass on the street for her to avoid when they’re walking.

you always take their side, Mary!!

She cried while explaining the plot to Signalis. Again. This has happened before.

As promised, 🎄The 7th Annual DOUG JONES 60 SECOND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ✨ Awful acapella singing, a corny dad joke, and Merry Christmas, one and all! 🎄❤️ (And to my newer followers, I’m sorry you had to see this). #merrychristmas #happyholidays