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Cheating at poker.
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Seriously. I have never seen any of Daniel Sloss or Jimeoin's stand up. I only know of them as comedians because there was a period of about 8 years where every single bus in Edinburgh had a massive advert for one or both of them at the Fringe between about June and November.
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Is there a Greggs there? High chance of a Will Ospreay if so.
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Well. Okay. That's enough ever thinking about sex for one lifetime. It was nice while it didn't conjure the worst mental image in the entire history of thinking.
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Wrong way round. He's Tricky's Uncle, through his much older half brother.
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Be honest now, was this a pitch so you could get paid for producing a comic, without *actually* producing a comic?
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I have spent the day combating the tedium of a quiet day working in retail by continuing my read through of Grant Morrison's Doom PAtrol, starting in on book 3 of the collected editions. Wonderful stuff, albeit very much of it's time.
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What if it comes with the caveat of "It's better than Watchmen (Zack Snyder, 2009)..."?
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If it helps, I'm working tomorrow evening.
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I got the afternoon off work. That's not nothing.
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Openly saying you want to be the British version of someone who was only a few weeks ago making headlines for throwing Nazi salutes in public is a... Let's be generous and go with "Interesting" choice.
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I have never played the Portal 2 multiplayer, so if you see me online on Steam and fancy it...
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Ahhhh, that makes sense. Shared reference.
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I'm sorry, but are you referencing the old Up From The Depths video from Shyaporn Theerakulstit? I've not thought about that in *years*.
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I'll order some when I get into work. Or put it off until next week when I'm off and it's not my problem.
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Please tell him he is a good and beautiful boy and I love him. It is important all the dogs are informed of these truths.
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Jokes on you. I have hot pink socks on and swear like the proverbial sailor. In your face good design! I am a living testament to poor design and worse choices!
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What if we want swears AND hot pink?
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I'd bet folding money on @rjcity.bsky.social being a huge Lynch fan.
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Damn you AliExpress! This novelty backpack doesn't hold anything close to 20 litres!
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Next year? Or this year?
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Yeah, that about covers it.
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Can I change my Christmas present to strychnine?
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No, Christmas Slave One was removed from canon after Disney discovered how much of the old EU was accidentlaly farmed out to porn producers.
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My two favourite Internet celebrities that I primarily know as friends of @whixie.bsky.social together at last!
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Management team of all levels? So I could, in theory, apply for CEO? I'm entirely unsuited and have no relevant skills or experience, mind.
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There was one thing they could have done to improve it. When they're flipping through alternate realities, I really thought we were going to get a few seconds of live action, and I'm disappointed we didn't.
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Nature "Boy Rick" Flair.
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Heartbreak "Kid Shawn" Michaels.
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I saw those and immediately thought "Those are an Ollie thing".
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Have you seen the pure body horror that is AI generated gymnastics videos?
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Very strong made up game in a TV show about a game that's brainwashing kids or something vibes.
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Alan Rickman, Caroline Aherne, Rik Mayall, Sean Lock, Victoria Wood.
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That's a small, far away, problem compared to it's lack of a magnetosphere. Terraform it all you want, you'll still have to either find a way to melt the core and get it spinning, or live under cover because otherwise solar radiation is going to make a hell of a mess of your DNA.
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If that's the case, has he looped round, past "acceptable murder target" back into "better to let him live with his guilt" somehow? Assuming that he's capable of that level of emotion, which is a Big Doubt.
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I wonder if there's, like, a moral tipping point, beyond which someone becomes such a reprehensible piece of shit that IO would then ADD them to Hitman so we can all have the catharsis of garotting them with a length of fibre wire. In short, Vince McMahon elusive target when?
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If you're on Reddit, Snack Exchange is a pretty active community who should be able to help you out.