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“Oh your talents will be sought after in an apocalypse scenario!” Which scenario? The one in where we get nuked but they fucked up and made a bomb that only blows up furniture?

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Just because someone is sorry they voted for Trump doesn’t mean they’re suddenly not an ignorant bigot

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start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

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taking a nice long sip of hotdog well, time to see what's going on over on Bluesk-

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Made these rugs in collaboration with @yukigodzooky.bsky.social last year. Inspired by vintage sci-fi book covers, each one is named for a chapter in a 1960s Tom Swift Jr novel. They’re some of my favorite rugs, so I don’t mind them being in my office, but 3 are still available on my site 🧶 #bsnm

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Doing concrete DIY projects as a neurodivergent person: “Well my bag of concrete solidified. Guess I’ll have to go to the store and get more.” 2 hours later “Ok that was exhausting, I’ll start the project tomorrow.” 10 months later “Well my bag of concrete solidified. Guess I’ll…”

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Wayne: Hey Garth Garth: Yeah Wayne? Wayne: Did I tell you I met the Abrahamic God the other day? Garth: Woah! No way! Wayne: Yahweh!

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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Can’t wait to read the think pieces after Trump issues an executive order that says his executive orders are laws and everyone has to follow them

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My buddy Steve, an incredible knife maker and human is on life support after an accident if you can help at all, please do gofund.me/d584333c

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Kinda wanna rent this place and turn it into a 1-hour 3D-printed portrait studio #art

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i’ve always been a pretty big fan of media but i just tried content for the first time and mwah chef’s kiss so good

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“Oh your talents will be sought after in an apocalypse scenario!” Which scenario? The one in where we get nuked but they fucked up and made a bomb that only blows up furniture?

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Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

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Kinda wanna rent this place and turn it into a 1-hour 3D-printed portrait studio #art

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He’s the kid at recess that always has the exact right type of force field active for whatever type of attack you are tryna use

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Can’t wait to read the think pieces after Trump issues an executive order that says his executive orders are laws and everyone has to follow them

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Orange or yellow but definitely orange

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Creative tip: instead of trying to solve the same problems as everyone else, work on becoming an entirely new problem that will take generations to solve

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Orange or yellow but definitely orange

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Road Rash was chock full of fresh grunge. It was 1991, ground zero.

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Reskeet with games whose soundtracks are much better than the gameplay And this game was pretty good, THATS how incredible the soundtrack was

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My buddy Steve, an incredible knife maker and human is on life support after an accident if you can help at all, please do gofund.me/d584333c

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I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier

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It's no accident that the very worst men you met around 2019 were talking highly of Jordan Peterson.

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When did knowing if a houseplant needs water start to involve jamming your finger 2 knuckles deep into the soil to asses its moisture content? This is what happens when you don’t gatekeep your hobby and let the perverts in

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Boofin Metamucil

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Boofin Metamucil

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Creative tip: instead of trying to solve the same problems as everyone else, work on becoming an entirely new problem that will take generations to solve

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