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kelleybelle.bsky.social
Full of shit FEMBOT . Named after a Charlie’s Angel. Go Blue- In all ways 〽️. Wolverines, Lions, and Red Wings- oh my! Always a bridesmaid
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Hi. I am addicted to self tanner .BUT- I’m sober 19 months today

submitted 83 days ago • 4 comments

I dreamed about cottage cheese the other night in case you were wondering how exciting my life is

submitted 127 days ago • 2 comments

i’d prefer to have adequate serotonin levels over huge jugs but whatever.

submitted 133 days ago • 23 comments

Hi! I’m barely hanging on over there. My spirit is dimming! Avenge me … How’s everyone?? 😻😘

submitted 142 days ago • 4 comments

If you live in a city named Columbus, you don't get to complain if someone plants a flag in land that doesn't belong to them.

submitted 207 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 207 days ago • 9 comments

🔥🔥🔥

submitted 213 days ago • 10 comments

Hang on. If my Imposter Syndrome suffers from Main Character Energy, shouldn’t I be completely balanced?

submitted 214 days ago • 1 comment

If you guessed that I spent over 45 minutes in this section, you obvs know me well

submitted 214 days ago • 1 comment

Growing up Catholic, every Easter we renewed our Baptismal Rites and again denounced Satan. One Easter we had a guest Priest from India, who pronounced it “SATIN” and now I can’t buy those pillowcases I’ve wanted

submitted 214 days ago • 6 comments

I don’t know what to say over here that won’t be a duplicate of something I posted over at the bad place!

submitted 215 days ago • 8 comments

Curbs hit today: Zero Coffee spilled: Once Dinner dropped: Thrice

submitted 218 days ago • 4 comments

Holy shit someone got so mad at how terrible my boobs looked on Twitter and decided to tell me all about it AND how I’ll never have a boyfriend . Damn dawg. Harsh.

submitted 222 days ago • 17 comments

I’m trying, y’all. I really am, but I can’t seem to recognize people on here!

submitted 222 days ago • 14 comments

😇

submitted 222 days ago • 3 comments

Happy Friday!!!!!

submitted 223 days ago • 8 comments

Just went into GNC and asked for beef organs and the guy looked absolutely horrified

submitted 223 days ago • 1 comment

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem.

submitted 223 days ago • 17 comments

I must be super hot. Then!

submitted 223 days ago • 4 comments

Don’t touch me

submitted 224 days ago • 3 comments

#OnePride

submitted 225 days ago • 3 comments

If I know you from Twitter, let’s be together here, too! Hi! 🥰🥰😘

submitted 226 days ago • 40 comments

Get real

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If Twitter implodes, I’ll just have to tell my little jokey-jokes here 🤣😘

submitted 246 days ago • 7 comments