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Lawyer masquerading as a paralegal. Fueled by Diet Dr. Pepper and fruit punch Crystal Light. My spirit animals are Louise Belcher and Cheryl Tunt.
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This is a big deal. Spread the word. But it’s tiny compared to the totality of what’s happening at NIH. Cure Research for all cancers, Alzheimer’s, everything is being gutted. Intentionally. It’s all getting burned to the ground but the news isn’t getting out. The new cures won’t be there for you.

This is being systematically under-reported. Say it with us!

Rubio: “I don’t think it’s fair to say economies are crashing. Markets are crashing.” Oh ok what a relief

REPUBLICAN Senator Rand Paul’s Fox Op-Ed: “Trump’s tariffs are taxes… they punish American families… inviting electoral disasters… terminate them before it’s too late…” www.foxnews.com/opinion/sen-...

This is what it means to hold our leaders accountable for their actions. The law requires officials to preserve communications related to government business. That includes military planning. apnews.com/article/hegs...

I’m not a fan of Dave Portnoy and stopped reading and following Barstool accounts years ago.

Soooo... who's going to be paying those taxes?

The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points. And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.

Seeing Ryan Adams in July for his Heartbreaker 25 tour. Kind of shocked he’s coming to my town but I ain’t complaining. It’s not my favorite album but I’ll take what I can get.

Yesterday: Lithuanians lined the streets to honor the 4 fallen U.S. soldiers Today: Trump went to a LIV golf dinner reception instead of being present for their dignified transfer at Dover

I worked my first full Monday in about a month. I was fairly productive. I thought about working longer and leaving early another day this week, but I thought “hey hey…don’t be stupid.”

Je Suis Marine

Sometimes, we just need an afternoon pick-me-up ☕. Here's Musk crying over people mocking Tesla’s stock drop. #MaleFragility

😕MARYVILLE, TN: “21 tractor-trailer loads of food coming to East Tennessee were canceled by TRUMP’s United States Department of Agriculture…”

A lawyer who represented SpaceX looks to downsize a federal civil rights watchdog that enforces anti-discrimination laws.

Since January, SpaceX has received over $560 million in government contracts—an amount projected to surpass $2 billion in taxpayer funding by year’s end, averaging roughly $6.1 million per day. Follow the money and see where it goes.

Pathological liar ghoul and junkie Egor the mush man was spouting off ( all lies) that 11 years we’re receiving 100 thousand dollar gov contracts . He must have been referring to one of his kids.

US Trump regime official and walking meme JD Vance forced to land at Pituffik Base in Greenland where he interrupted and forcibly sat with young soldiers during their lunch time. He gave an awkward speech met by silence, blank faces, and awkward laughter. #standwithgreenland

Nyx climbed up in my lap but it turned out she just wanted to bat my dice around.

Peak bloom, in spite of it all 💜

I had a very part time job ages 15-17. I think I was able to work more hours starting at 16. My boss was pleased. I’m glad there were limits on my overachieving work ethic though when it came to hours. Everyone needs a meal break, regardless of age. This is not a solution to deportation.

These are the dumbest times, led by the dumbest of people.

Pickachu encountered a wild Turkey

Pikachu successfully evades police in Turkey

And they think getting rid of the Department of Education is a good idea?...

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

A troubling pattern is emerging. As if Elon Musk didn’t already have enough power, he pressured Reddit’s CEO to censor content he didn’t like—pressure we hope Reddit will resist in the future.

This is why the Trump regime canceled its visit to Greenland. Can you imagine? #StandwithGreenland

What a hero 🙄 🦸

Oh look what Pete said.

Yep. You read that correctly.

They’re gonna start WWIII in a Discord server aren’t they

I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.

oopsie!

Going with a “Capitol from the Hunger Games” party theme was a bold choice

Best part about Trump whining about the Colorado portrait is it wasn’t put up by Gov Polis, it was put up by a former Republican state senator who is a Trump supporter — back in 2018 👇🏽🤷🏼‍♂️ (a Dem trolled them by putting up a Putin portrait first: t.co/HtR5rv2x3j)

Does this make me a terrorist?

This has been exposed as a lie. The money was an annuity to kids of parents who died: x.com/thetnholler/... He doesn’t care.