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Jokes and whatnot. Kelly__le from the Twitter
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It’s too hot to exist.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I found your mom’s vibrator

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Brace yourself for what I’m about to say. I’m looking at a woman….in public…floss her teeth…with her hair.

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

current humidity report: please do a wellness check on your curly-haired friends because we are not okay

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Me and some old buddies from the Great War on Christmas are having a paintball tournament tomorrow

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

It’s been 34 years and I still don’t understand what Color Me Badd meant by “We can do it till we both wake up”.

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

I’m too fat and perimenopausal for summer in Texas.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is 100% a picture of Ted Cruz #turdcruz

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Six months since cancer check up this morning went well. Feeling better every day. It’s been a long road. FUCK CANCER

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

I’m glad everyone decided to be finished with Maroon 5.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Can’t wait to step outside & have my face be wet for no reason. #TexasSummer

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I'd love to go a day without being annoyed or frustrated or bothered. But I'm a dreamer.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Hanging out with my kid and I felt like I was being watched. ❤️🐱👀#lucypancakes

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Dis me

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Driving alone in your car and blaring Nirvana is therapy. 💙

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

If I have to work during the civil war than you’re all getting my worst customer service every time

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 164 days ago • 3 comments

Eating a brick of cheese as I sit in the waiting area of my cardiologist’s office until my name is called. Earn your co-pay, bitch.

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

Nobody could invent this shitshow... not even Stephen King. We are literally being held hostage by a whiny-ass, elderly toddler with orange skin.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

It’s so hard to choose Father’s Day gifts. Do I pick between the “World’s Best Farter” trophy or the soap that smells like bullets & lava?

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

PSA… When texting back and forth about your grocery pickup order, please be aware of where your fat thumbs are typing. My fat thumbs almost requested sliced “milf cheese”.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine getting one life on this planet and you end up being Rob Schneider. Gross.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Why do I have multicolored hangers when I only buy black ones?!?!?!

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments