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kellynoonan.bsky.social
I used to write for Reductress and McSweeneys but can only seem to write in tiny boxes like this one these days. I live in Western, MA and tell mom jokes.
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I would love to see how many people watch The Oscars vs. White Lotus tonight

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

We’ve been watching Celebrity Jeopardy with our 7 year old (because it’s easier) and I feel like maybe Neil deGrasse Tyson should just be on regular Jeopardy? This feels mean.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

From now on, I’m not from the US; I’m from Massachusetts.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

What’s something cool I can buy that benefits Canadians today? Especially a small business. Thinking of making an additional point on Economic Blackout Day.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

There is a tiny part of me that hopes that after all this mysterious world building, Severance completely fumbles the ending because the fallout would be so spectacular.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone needs me, I’ll by watching St. Denis Medical and The Pitt while pretending it’s 2001 and that I’m actually watching new episodes of Scrubs and ER.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Is it a Covid kid thing that my 7 year old can handle giant pills and novocain shots to the gums without flinching? Like, does getting Covid test swabs shoved close to your brain in the backseat of your car by people in full hazmat gear make you more resilient to medical discomfort?

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I wonder how many hours of deprogramming it would actually take for a conservative to look at side by side screenshots of their complaints about Harris not being primaried and their praise for Elon as the unofficial President and understand the hypocrisy.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What are we all doing these days with all the various gift related notes on birthday cards? I.e. I bring a small gift when it says “no gifts necessary” a book or make a donation if they request a book or donation, but when it says “please, no gifts” I respect it and my kid just makes a card.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Nazis in Beacon Hill headed to Government Center #Boston #Nazis

submitted 8 days ago • 67 comments

One way to tell if someone did a Nazi salute is if afterward they don't say "OMG I am horrified that anyone thought I did a Nazi salute"

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Maybe I wouldn’t be out of storage space in my email account if you didn’t send me so many storage space warning emails.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the new OK Go video with my 7 year old who used to be obsessed with them during early Covid and now he’s rewatching all their videos again and all the behind the scenes videos. I’m just so grateful they exist.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I know it’s not Caturday, but my cat climbed into a bed and started purring with his head on the pillow so I did the only reasonable thing and tucked him in.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

You always know it’s bad when your lawyer friends are freaking out.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

We already seem to be past some of the Handmaid’s Tale flashbacks.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Very aggressive of Max to slap a “30 Years Of ER” banner on top of this page when all I want to do is disassociate with my favorite childhood medical drama without being attacked.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I guess we’re all just going to compartmentalize until we resemble the characters from Severance, but without the fancy procedure and supports that actually makes it easy.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

submitted 13 days ago • 2398 comments

The dream of the 80s and 90s is alive in Northampton and I am here for it. www.visionsvideo.org

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Really hits different when an egg cracks while boiling these days.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The actress who plays Mel on The Pitt is so good that I never would have guessed in a million years that she was a nepo baby.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

As a millennial, I recycled all the things that came with my dentist bill and you mean to tell me there is NOT a way to pay this online with a credit card?? So now I have to actually call a place during business hours? I wish it was the 90s again, but not like this.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I reheat my oatmeal using oat milk, I feel like I’m doing something indecent.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I like how much Helena and Helly seem at odds, yet Helena is always making sure that Helly has absolutely perfect hair every morning.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I keep seeing all these young Gen Zers be sad that they didn’t get to be hipsters living in 2008, but, honestly, I’m kind of jealous they got to be 16 when Pink Pony Club came out.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This is so smart @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Just reading up on history so I can learn whether “let’s all be reasonable” is usually a winning response to coups

submitted 18 days ago • 20 comments

Rewatching these scenes recently brought me physical pain.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Still can't get over the fact that my kid's middle school had a walkout to protest this administration and Senate Democrats remain flat-footed.

submitted 19 days ago • 15 comments

Some new Fox News talking points must have been distributed today because the handful of Republicans I’m still friends with on FB all posted positively about Elon within, like, a 2 hour window. The best part is all of them had issues with Kamala not having a primary and earning her place.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments