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.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·. ☆ Choose love or sympathy, but never both • 30 y/o non-traditional psychology student • ♎️ • Psychological horror fan who loves playing cozy games (Stardew Valley and Sims, mainly) among other genres. 420 ☆.·:·.☽✧
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Soul mates.. 😊

When I woke up this morning, I didn’t know I’d be in Corpus Christi rn. But here I am. In a hotel on the beach. In 43°F weather with a mean wind chill, and it’s gonna rain all weekend. Not exactly beach weather lmao Don’t ask me how I ended up here.

🎶 Don’t mess with me while I’m jellyfishing while I’m jellyfishing 🪼 wh-wh-while I’m jellyfishing Mess around and catch a sting while I’m jellyfishing while I’m jellyfishing wh-wh-while I’m jellyfishing 🔥🔥🔥 open.spotify.com/track/3PMla8...

Nawt my edible supplier blowing up my email about a mushroom treat sale lolll girl stop… I tried shrooms once and am too scared to try any kind of psychedelic ever again 🤯 …ok maybe some day. BUT NOT ANYTIME SOON

I ❤️ my World Cultures class Now THIS is history I fw. US History is boring af and extremely depressing lol I love writing essays on Vedism, Hinduism, ancient South and Southeast Asian architecture (including temples) and art…truly so much more fascinating than the fucking American Gilded Age lmfao

weed is absolutely a woman because no man is bringing anyone that much peace

A Fall Out Boy tramp stamp I’m ctfu that’s like the ultimate form of birth control, like no one would wanna fw me…..and yet…it calls to me like the Green Goblin mask…

chat is this too basic bitch cringe??? I actually really like it lol, but I’d omit the male and female symbols from the hands

THUS SPOKE BETH I *have* to do it now /hj (I’m actually considering it)

So I’m putting the Infinity On High sheep and crescent moon tat on the backburner I’m going with these moths & the FOB keyhole, but I’m hella fat so I can’t get them on my stomach like this. I was thinking clavicle area, but apparently thats the most painful area lol. where should the placement be?

Supernova remnants (SNRs). Would you believe, both of these SNRs are roughly the same age and size. Only difference is distance! G179, top left - 11,000 lya Simeis 147, bottom right - 3,000 lya Gives you a cool perspective on distance in space! Image credit: Stephane Vetter 🔭 #Space #Astronomy

Need more tattoos, they’re definitely making me hotter. Need that shit.

Can’t catch a break www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...

ANYWAYYYS

The entire world could be up IN FLAMES complete with famine, pestilence, and acid rain falling from the fucking sky, and there would be people going “Stop ranting :( You’re cutting into my HappyGoLucky cozy game vibes :((“ like I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna stay silent on this just to appease y’all.

To be fair, though, at this point, “resisting properly” means putting all that peaceful protest Kumbaya shit aside and [LOUD CAR HORN NOISE] …you get what I mean. And no politician is ever gonna get their hands dirty like that. It has to be up to the people.

By the time Democrats regain control of the situation, it might be too late, and the damage might be irreparable. This diabolical crazy fuck is declaring himself king and introducing bills to lengthen the term limit from 4 years to EIGHT.

Taking my makeup off at the end of the day kinda feels like destroying the original copy of the Mona Lisa. Lol. Takes me 15 minutes of staring at myself before I can begin to de-makeup, but I feel so much better after doing my skincare routine.

when I’m not dressing alt or emo, I like to dress super girly/cunty/pink :] I WILL lose enough weight to fit back into this Juicy hoodie…hopefully….. Juicy’s new stuff is ugly, minimalist, boring, cheaply made crap. And their old y2k stuff didn’t come in bigger sizes

I hate the stupid 60 second vid rule on here, but omg this Ayesha x Britney Control edit goes so hard

YAYYYY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR U and omg I sent her this edit I made of Nikocado and she saved it to her phone. TRUE FRIENDSHIP 🩷

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a giant tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

Ok wait I actually love my makeup today (and yes these are the ugly backup glasses lol)

And no one takes it seriously. They’re always like “your hair is as beautiful as ever”, “omg it’s gotten so long”, “you’re not balding, it’s all in your head” and my personal favorite, someone once asked me if I have “hair dysmorphia”. I literally see the massive amounts of shedding on my brush!!!

I don’t have enough hair to do any sort of beautiful, ornate look with it. It makes me cry. I used to have such voluminous hair. And then my PCOS ruined it. I need to invest in some human hair, realistic-looking wigs :( Look at how beautiful it was (2018). And now…I have to tease it to get volume.

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA! My hair is pretty long, but idk if it’s long enough to do this :( Like these styles would look stunning

Everything’s going to be ok now, Doofy is here for you ♥️ #Cat #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #CatLover

i feel like we all need another timeline cleanser

Rho Ophiuchi in all its beauty. The closest star forming region to our own planet at 390 light years away. Brighter stars standing out due to JWST's characteristic pattern of diffraction spikes. Image Credit: #NASA, #ESA, #CSA, STScl, Klaus Pontoppidan, Alyssa Pagan. 🔭 #Astronomy #Space