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kelpmonster.bsky.social
coastal urban ecologist, wildlife-gardening
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Oh great. Another reason to adore SeaWolf. 😉
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You forgot the west coast earthquakes! Plus a really few lovely not-dead-yet volcanoes …
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Monarda = cheery!
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kyute snek lines make it very hard to track a specific spot to grab - you aim for a stripe and before your hand gets there, the bit of stripe that seems to be stationary just … tapers to a tiny tailtip and disappears
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If you hate summer weather, it might be true? Fog, fog, cold fog, low clouds & drizzle, fog …
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Yeah, even cow tools are too dangerous in the hands* of sea otters. *Yes.
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🤣
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Can he go every day?
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Yeah, OBJECTS harder than a scrubbie pad are Not Allowed in with the sea otters.
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Nobody lost any fingers (while I worked there).
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Staff & vols dove in the “Dome” tank every day *with sharks*, and not even the visitors worried about the dogfish hurting anyone. But once in a while someone had to get into the (rather deep) otter tank. Very rarely, *with* the otters still in there. We always asked afterwards: “Are you OK?!”
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I worked at an aquarium. Otters with fist-sized *rocks* cause enough problems. Otters with a combination chisel, pry bar, and screw-remover would wreak just outlandishly terrifying – and unpredictable – mayhem.
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Depends on *how* you fed a stingray - do you still have all your fingers? (Not that it could steal it from you, with those little grinder-y teeth. But they’re quite good at hoovering up stray pieces of other animals …)
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This is EXACTLY what I keep tryna tell the non-scuba-divers who ask me about sharks! them: “Have you ever seen a shark?” me: “Nope! I don’t think so. But hundreds of them have seen me!” … and my ppl, most of them were dogfish. Seeing them would have made the day way more pleasant.
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If you have any vertical terrain around, “more scenic” always means “steeper.” Steeper is dangerous-er.
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Washington Trails Association over here in the PNW! (Including that most deadly national park, the North Cascades NP.) www.wta.org/go-outside
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Not gleeful. Just trying to show how BAD an idea this is. With the most likely or the most horrible examples our black-humored little minds can come up with.
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Hey, that cliff right there — it’s durable! And it’s a *much* faster way down …
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Or sent them glissading down Aasgard Pass in the Enchantments in WA.
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Exactly
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When route-finding, AI never takes the bergschrund into consideration.
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“ … in early April” (when the rotting winter snowpack has sagged and split into a deep crevasse across the width of the pass, and a river of meltwater screams along underneath it - perforce, anything that falls in, the current shoves right underneath the lower snowpack - unreachable till maybe June)
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… or “glissade down Aasgard Pass” (even though the more dangerous route past that one ridge is the one that looks better from above)
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Considering that “shorter” and “more scenic” routes both require *steeper* routes — what taf does AllTrails THINK will happen?! “Shortest” = “step off this cliff right above base camp”, doesn’t it?
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ty for sharing that
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And here I thought they were in danger from “law” “enforcement” due to asking him “nasty” (=substantive) questions. But maybe that’s a different set of reporters?
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‼️ I have found my people!!!
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soooooooo disappointing!
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I’m stealing “unearned luxury.” I recently got a 2nd passport; I can now 🤯 live & work in a large number of high-income countries, and freely travel almost anywhere. Why taf?! is that not true for *everybody*?! Unearned luxury indeed, until free travel actually functions as the human right it is.
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But obeying will not save you. Giving in makes them demand you submit MORE. No amount of knuckling under is *enough*, and as soon as you’ve given up all you can — you’re “disloyal” & your “betrayal” will earn you worse punishment. Hiding only postpones the decision. Resisting is the only option.
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Bastille Day is coming up soon too! July 14. Just sayin’.
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peteturner your reply is so perfect I don’t even wish I could still edit.
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🤦 Absolutely
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🇫🇷 Y’know, Bastille Day is coming up real soon here. Celebrate! (July 14)
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I had the biggest crush on Hans Blixen. (Still do.)
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And yes, they kept irrepressibly burbling the same idiot lie even after all the nuke-sec ppl investigated & found nothing & reported it, LOUDLY.
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Came here to say ☝️ this. It was a blatant, STUPIDLY transparent, obvious lie, all along.
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… and being ahead of Sweden took real dedication & hard work!
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This newspaper prints lies: dude has never focused on ANYTHING outside his own skin in all of recorded history.
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“Because if I can’t harass them, I’m gonna cut off their fins” that’s what they sound like
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But they are completely uninterested in managing & curing cancer, either.
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I don’t think the Swedish Academy checks your school grades, though
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Our entirely Croatian exchange student Ivno was transmogrified by high school classmates into the most Victorian-English/ pseudo-Saxon name ever - “Ivanhoe”. The very Slavic last name got a similarly extreme makeover to “York”. (I’ve been rolling my eyes for _decades_.)
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bsky.app/profile/jets...
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Jamelle, as usual, brings the 1-paragraph analysis with 20,000 times the insight and accuracy of the 3 alleged thinkers upthread
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… a well-deserved medal. Hey, we can all give the a medal! Dear Dispatcher, here: 🎖️
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Hey! We’ve finally found the leader of Antifa!