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I write about shopping & style for a morning show your gen x sister definitely watches
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Watching ER for the first time and every time I’m able to diagnose a patient before they call it on screen, I feel like I actually went to med school like my mom wanted me to

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Haven’t taken ‘fit picts much bc we are living out of boxes & our new office is enormous so I can’t sneak in the dressing rooms as easily 😭 But my current fashion obsession is this pair of 2003/4ish? Levi’s I thrifted that are the exact ones I wore the f out in high school. I ♥️ secondhand stores.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I found out a “friend” I’ve known for a decade has been lying to women about sleeping with me for YEARS in some effort to make the girls he’s pursuing jealous bc one of them told me and was shocked when I said that 100% never fucking happened. Unrelatedly: What’s the correct way to dismember a body?

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

Having a 6’3 hot & hung husband who sent me flowers yesterday, let me open half my presents last night, has MORE presents, made reservations at the “most romantic restaurant in nyc” and cut his beard into a mustache for me this morning!!! is as spectacular as 12yo boy crazy me thought it would be

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I LOVE VALENTINE’S DAY

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Tuesday feels deep in fashion week so category today is “they let the goth girl work at good morning America?? Okay”

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I’m a simple woman: You put an Amen break sample under anything and I’ll say “shit, this remix is great” every time.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Day 3 of being sick & bedbound: lot of “just following up” emails are making me think twice about who I ever respond to again. How many times can I ignore your pleas to cover a can opener while trying to keep down 3 bites of plain mashed potatoes? It is ungodly to have a job at times like these

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

My husband grew a slutty little mustache because he knows it drives me wild but now I can’t stop calling him Count Whorelock

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Chip got a bath today and had to be held for two hours like a dramatic victorian stricken with a case of the vapors

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

This ad on the subway clearly made by a Zoomer intern kills me every time bc you’re telling me this elderly woman is supposed to be younger than me lmao

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

The day-late, dollar-short attitude of cultural institutions that seek to rectify their decades long ignorance of art created by people of color, queer people, women, etc. is always excruciating not only because it’s often as discriminatory as the OG oversights, it centers the corniest art possible

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Pamela Anderson being shut out of the Oscar noms is large supernaturals discrimination

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Is it insane that I searched for two years to find the perfect loft apartment where I could have an egg chair to read in near a window? Perhaps, but we got approved for the perfect place yesterday and I can’t stop crying about it

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

❤️‍🔥

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t appreciate enough at the time how correct my teachers were in high school when they refused to let us use the internet for more than one primary source for research and that one source had to be legit & verified

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The guy I know who loved this movie more than anyone alive got me pregnant and did not pay for the abortion if that tells you anything. Can’t tell if that is worse or the fact that I met Norman Reedus once and he fist bumped me?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment