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kelseychapstick.bsky.social
I write about shopping & style for a morning show your gen x sister definitely watches
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We got on this jag bc we’re watching The Pitt religiously and goddamn, Noah Wyle is tremendous
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It’s blowing my mind how good it is
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I watched it when it was on!
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Low rise is the one true way. I will not be happy until we see one inch inseams again!!!
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This is why you’re my best friend 🥲
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I knew I could count on you for the sensible answer
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If I had a dollar for every time this happened and I found out about it, I would have three dollars and that’s not a lot but it’s a very fucking bizarre and creepy thing to do!!!
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Not to mention this is our 13th Valentine’s Day together and he’s still going all out. I must have cured sick children in a past life or something.
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Genuinely cannot relate to valentine scrooges
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I also went to the 15yr anni dinner for Patricia Nash and she is a HOOT. Her handbags are really beautiful specially tooled leather, and her personality is pure southern woman I would die in battle for. I LOVE her. She asked if I still had that incredible gallery wall from our zoom interview 😭
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A+ fucks so hard
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Not personally but I’m open to being friends
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Excited to wait until the week before so we can get decent seats for $75
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We signed the lease on our new, much bigger apartment and move in March 15th soooo
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You could do A Star is Born but she could never never write Paid in Cocaine
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Barely survived
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I am so so much worse
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You never know babe I HAVE had work
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And neither have I thank god
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Girl I write for good morning America lmao
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Graduated in 2006 Wendy Sample
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Zoe Saldana in Emilia Perez for me, did you really even have to ask lol
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It’s nice to have you back on my timeline, Seth
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I’ll send you the vid if you wanna see it 💕
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She will anyway!
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I had a dude do this ~subtle ogle~ shit to me on the train platform yesterday and you could tell he thought he really nailed it to the point that I looked back twice to make sure he didn’t follow me. Luckily he was stuck to the concrete, a victim of his own rancid, lusty snail trail.
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Is this adult Skeeter from the cartoon television show “Doug”
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In my dreams
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Can’t wait to make you guys come visit!
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You had me at butt rock
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No! Should I?
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You are braver than every person the United States has ever called a citizen
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Global Village Coffeehouse is what sucked me in but there’s a cornucopia of delights to be had. There’s a guy on IG I need to send you who makes videos about them and it’s A-plus content 🤌🏻