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kelshazam.bsky.social
Confused in pdx. He/Him
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he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

submitted 13 days ago • 141 comments

Humanitarian Organizations Arrive In Philadelphia To Feed City’s Hungover Residents theonion.com/humanit...

submitted 13 days ago • 28 comments

unfortunately for these folks the odds are that they aren’t going to go after violent criminals at all — too hard — and going to go exclusively over the easiest targets, which are law abiding workers

submitted 21 days ago • 797 comments

On the bright side, this excellent from the CA Dept of Education: "our offer is this: *nothing.*"

submitted 23 days ago • 46 comments

i got some padded biking undies and it looks like the intimate bits of a sex crazed baboon. i mean i hope it helps but i also hope no male baboons come to my apartment (the pic is a model, not me)

submitted 26 days ago • 24 comments

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service. “Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

submitted 26 days ago • 1664 comments

(touching hand to hidden earpiece) they got mantzoukas

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

Anita Bryant, gone too late

submitted 45 days ago • 210 comments

LA friends, if you’ve lost your home, I’m so sorry. In case it helps, here’s some stuff I wish I’d known: 1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company.

submitted 45 days ago • 49 comments

Shit

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

submitted 54 days ago • 1350 comments

the sheer difference between how the government and oligarchy have reacted to this single murder versus the hundreds (thousands?) of dead children in mass shootings over the years is staggering

submitted 61 days ago • 15 comments

Bah, humbug.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

A white guy saw a non-white person, followed him to a stoplight and began harassing him about Trump, followed him to his work and continued the harassment, then when the victim tried to run inside, he tackled him and started choking him, and was only stopped by others running out to save him.

submitted 65 days ago • 44 comments

I agree with @localthunk.bsky.social. Rating Balatro as an 18+ game is as unserious as it is hypocritical, and how we use ratings and regulations to safeguard children often makes no sense. My latest at @crossplayblog.bsky.social: patrickklepek.substack.com/p/is-balatro...

submitted 67 days ago • 28 comments

Publicly demanding that people follow you back on social media is elementary school playground behavior

submitted 68 days ago • 180 comments

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

submitted 69 days ago • 61 comments

Regular ass guy: damn this country has a lotta problems it would be great if we could solve one of them Our elites: we're going to bring back polio

submitted 69 days ago • 48 comments

Omg do not let Weird Jesse in here!!

submitted 71 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 73 days ago • 10 comments

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭

submitted 74 days ago • 199 comments