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get our asses

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

he's really so stupid and I can't stand it. if you warmed up mars and melted the water, the water would evaporate into space. Mars can't have a habitable atmosphere in its current state bc it has no magnetic field. solar winds strip away everything that isn't stuck to the surface.

submitted 10 hours ago • 482 comments

I’m sorry, but repeating this framing without skepticism is collaborating with your source to mislead your readers. They have been working on humiliating Zelensky and catering to Putin since long before the inauguration. Nothing about this is a response; it’s the plan of an abuser and a charlatan.

submitted 7 hours ago • 89 comments

two types of home cooks: novices and Stainless Steel Bowl Respecters

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

It bears repeating.

submitted 8 hours ago • 313 comments

frozen fish fillets or Vermont and New Hampshire?

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years. Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.

submitted 10 hours ago • 721 comments

okay i know i know but honestly the statement is not wrong. Basically everything about eggs is weird if you think too much

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

submitted 10 hours ago • 72 comments

my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

submitted 10 hours ago • 335 comments

President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous. Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.

submitted 10 hours ago • 635 comments

Donald Trump is embarrassing the United States on the world stage. We are a country that stands up to dictators and fights for democracy. Minnesota stands firmly with our allies in Ukraine.

submitted 10 hours ago • 874 comments

who told this pampered asshole he has the right to speak to anyone like this?

submitted 11 hours ago • 1024 comments

This video is going to turn my ass into one of those NAFO people. Gutless sacks of shit telling a man desperately trying to keep his people alive what to do and are mad at him because he won’t grovel.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

VA education benefits are typically paid on the 1st of the month or the Friday beforehand if the 1st falls on a weekend. Tomorrow is 01MAR, but I didn't receive my February housing allowance payment today. Hopefully it shows up on Monday

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

My favorite replies on here are this kinda thing Post: Why even make Mario a plumber when his profession very rarely comes up? Reply: Don’t you get it?! America is OVER

submitted 16 hours ago • 60 comments

bouba's delivery service

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Losing it at this Wikipedia image caption

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

super looking forward to my wife & kids losing healthcare

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I remember when a story like this would have been a huge scandal and dominated front pages for weeks, even months.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

just asked gas station cassier who he listening to rn he say pantera and i said hell yeah i like they bread

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I found the only Twitter post I ever made that was good so I’m reposting it here

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

huh, is this good?

submitted 1 day ago • 164 comments

The thing about American reactionaries online is that they’re like “under a true Christian monarch, the West will flourish with the enlightened guidance of a philosopher king…” and it’s meant to justify supporting a senile gameshow host and a drug-addled manchild who cheats at Diablo.

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

Losers of the world, GET IN

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submitted 7 days ago • 28 comments

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...

submitted 2 days ago • 154 comments

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

submitted 3 days ago • 9594 comments

i love when babies heave a big sigh, like they just got home from a hard shift at the messes and problems factory

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Unless overcome, blue state NIMBYism is going to grow Republicans' electoral college advantage and price millions of people from targeted populations out of the opportunity to find sanctuary under anti-MAGA legal regimes.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

we need a slur like gusano but for gay republicans

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

The aggressiveness of the foreshadowing by both Musk and Trump on Fort Knox makes me thing there is some sort of crypto-for-gold scheme in the offing.

submitted 4 days ago • 292 comments

They're sending me to the glue factory. For a tour! God, sorry, I realize now how that sounds. I'm going to the glue factory because my employers want to know how they produce such fine glue with so little overhead

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Manager: 1. Talked to the six fingered man 2. Planed my country’s anniversary 3. Arraigned my wedding 4. Planned for my wife’s death 5. Framed Guilder for it I’m swamped!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

it’s not just that Cardinal Pizzaballa has a cool name, or that he’s a friend of the Palestinians — he’s also a holy man and a profound preacher. here’s part of his homily for this Sunday:

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments