My favorite replies on here are this kinda thing
Post:
Why even make Mario a plumber when his profession very rarely comes up?
Reply:
Don’t you get it?! America is OVER
Post:
Why even make Mario a plumber when his profession very rarely comes up?
Reply:
Don’t you get it?! America is OVER
Comments
Also, great handle. There are days I really miss CT.
Also, a king and his viceroy destroyed America. Buy guns and ammo, it won't be long.
"Why didn't the police arrest Chris Moltisanti for murder after he got shot? He had a gun on him and everything."
Reply:
"It's so cute how you think we still have laws."
I mean, come on guys.
The toad tax rate is outrageous.
Stand firm, clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
She doesn't do it, she orders others to do it and takes the credit.
#FreeTheToads
With luck, you’ll make it to a place where turtles are real dicks.
It's running on battery support
That's why it's securing rare earth minerals.
With the most powerful military in human history
As we're all so good at learning from *THAT* -
It'll be fine as soon as we reset ev85yone's programming by turning it off and mangi-one again.
And that's why François Truffaut's portrayal of the working class was a direct refutation of Maoist heresy.
Please stick to the bathtubs and the sinks that you’re used to
Because it feels like a while ago it was like
Post: Mario? A plumber? Really?
Reply: Mario would love it here!! Isn't BlueSky nice? Much better than Elmo's Twitter! Here's a screenshot from Twitter!!
don't jump into random pipes
So... nothing about dealing with giant apes?
No...
Okay, get behind the police line.
Still not a vocation that lends itself to wrangling giant grabby apes is it?
Like Goombas (which probably need a new name regardless?) could be paper clogs, maybe there’s a bad guy who’s all rust, and the water levels are due to burst pipes
(No idea how developed Mario lore actually is)
I'm betting on the latter tbh.
Pretty suspicious that Luigi and Bullet Bill are hanging around together
Occasionally a follower or a mutual disappoints