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Holy shit they inverted the tweet

The Trump administration about to start garnishing the wages of student loan borrowers who are late on their payments.

The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.

Say his name and he appears!

His win honestly feels appropriate for our current moment

I honestly forgot that Dominik Mysterio actually wrestled and wasn’t just a plot device for the women’s division. Now that’s DEI in practice

me in the second, different national security group chat

oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts

“a margarita garnered with cherry slices” says a man who has definitely seen a margarita before

Heaven forbid I keep my family up to date on my career

Chair Comer denied our request for an official trip to El Salvador to advocate for due process and the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Pretty shameful. Good thing I don’t need Comer’s permission to get on a plane.

First Signalgate went totally unpunished, so they decided - huh, we can just keep doing this.

Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?

i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

I knew I made this for a reason

Gavin Newsom, a schmuck who has spent every waking moment the last 10 years of his life thinking about political optics, getting dogwalked by a guy half the country didn't even know existed like 5 days ago

Paved paradise and put up an Equinox.

The Supper at Emmaus (flipped), by Caravaggio, 1601, 📸 by Ronald Martinez

The Crumbles.

Happy Easter

If I got my wallet inspected this bad it might make me reassess my priors about whether my race made me innately smarter

The entire world economy depends on one 80 year old dumbass experiencing self awareness for the first time in his life

I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

making it clear how normal and deserving of custody i am with my cool truck

I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does

Money for nothing? And your chicks for free? In this economy?

fun fact their account was private for days after this for some reason

Cat looks like he just called Drake a pedophile

Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.

Watch this WH video again—this time knowing her grandkids are suing because they haven’t seen a dime from the GoFundMe or four fundraisers held after their mom, Rachel Morin, was killed. Looks like a grift—and Trump’s team still used Patty Morin to smear an immigrant who had nothing to do with it.

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

Saving this for the next time someone wants to talk shit on here about sports taking over their feed.

What if we kissed by the Last Supper pretzel

or they’ll call slaw enforcement