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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

Listen, you will not be able to read this version I just cobbled together, but I just HAD to see if Bluesky would even let me upload it 😂

Who's gonna tell him?

All the sins of Wade–Giles romanization, rendering 北京 as "Peking" and all, are forgiven for setting up this joke.

oh no

was reginald barclay in the a-team

“Nero convicted and exiled Veiento, and ordered his books to be burned. The books were sought out and much read, so long as it was dangerous to get one’s hands on them; only with the eventual lifting of the ban were they forgotten…” Tacitus Ann. 14.50

Exeter, pursued by a bear

Did you know? Your pupils are the last part of your body that stops working when you die. Yeah…apparently they dilate.

No idea what they're watching in the next room, but the music is... very "We have 'Also sprach Zarathustra' at home".

To be fair, while they _do_ play a lot of it, football is only just one sport.

Okay, did NOT in fact get all the cleaners squeegied off the shower basin. Good thing there's a lip to stop my feet.

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

How it feels reading every bit of news from this historically stupid and reckless administration.

Thinking about TF2's lore and how this single panel from an update page's Easter Egg beats the entirety of Overwatch's writing

This isn't funny, don't laugh, jeans only do this when extremely distressed

This is incredibly funny but, also, I hope everyone who is pro AI or a teacher that allows AI can see clear as day that the ultimate goal is to put the thumb on the scale of all of this shit. That's why they're forcing it on us. It's a joke.

The martial arts scenes in It’s A Wonderful Life were a key influence on The Matrix

Of course, nobody took Ancient Egyptian medical reports seriously, because they were all written in Papyrus. 😀

by any reasonable interpretation I can come up with for what is meant by stupid in "was it this stupid?", the answer is no. It may have been just as evil, but it wasn't as stupid. "Freedom fries" was the outlier, a preview of what was to come. It would be 3rd headline on a random day this month

Congrats to Displate, the new official interior decorator of the Trump White House

Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

Hahahahaha.

Images alone don't do this justice. It's absolutely breath taking how good this looks.

"I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pump" is one of the dirtiest song lyrics I can think of and it was written by this guy

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

It's really telling that most necromancers choose to remain alive. Statistically there are way fewer lich kings than you would expect. They don't use their own technology

There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their life’s savings on a single event, what happened?" 99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.

Well, that's... entirely consistent with my dismal view of society. Furthermore, Butlerian Jihad Now.