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I'M UP! I'M UP! <discovers his radio turned off due to a power failure, not it being an hour past time for his meds> DAMNIT, I'M UP.

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It’s hard to think of a better encapsulation of the Democratic Party right now than a 13-post rationalization for why doing nothing is actually the smartest move.

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Is modern branding/advertising _supposed_ to hurt like this? 😬

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The big drop in net worth is the day someone convinced it to stock tungsten cubes and sell them at a loss. It also - offered huge discounts on request - invented a conversation with nonexistent employee "Sarah" - told security it was delivering products in person wearing a blue blazer and red tie

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Those are rookie numbers, we can do better!

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Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

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“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

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Listen, you will not be able to read this version I just cobbled together, but I just HAD to see if Bluesky would even let me upload it 😂

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Who's gonna tell him?

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All the sins of Wade–Giles romanization, rendering 北京 as "Peking" and all, are forgiven for setting up this joke.

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oh no

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was reginald barclay in the a-team

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“Nero convicted and exiled Veiento, and ordered his books to be burned. The books were sought out and much read, so long as it was dangerous to get one’s hands on them; only with the eventual lifting of the ban were they forgotten…” Tacitus Ann. 14.50

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Exeter, pursued by a bear

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Did you know? Your pupils are the last part of your body that stops working when you die. Yeah…apparently they dilate.

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No idea what they're watching in the next room, but the music is... very "We have 'Also sprach Zarathustra' at home".

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To be fair, while they _do_ play a lot of it, football is only just one sport.

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Okay, did NOT in fact get all the cleaners squeegied off the shower basin. Good thing there's a lip to stop my feet.

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It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

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How it feels reading every bit of news from this historically stupid and reckless administration.

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Thinking about TF2's lore and how this single panel from an update page's Easter Egg beats the entirety of Overwatch's writing

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This isn't funny, don't laugh, jeans only do this when extremely distressed

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This is incredibly funny but, also, I hope everyone who is pro AI or a teacher that allows AI can see clear as day that the ultimate goal is to put the thumb on the scale of all of this shit. That's why they're forcing it on us. It's a joke.

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The martial arts scenes in It’s A Wonderful Life were a key influence on The Matrix

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Of course, nobody took Ancient Egyptian medical reports seriously, because they were all written in Papyrus. 😀

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by any reasonable interpretation I can come up with for what is meant by stupid in "was it this stupid?", the answer is no. It may have been just as evil, but it wasn't as stupid. "Freedom fries" was the outlier, a preview of what was to come. It would be 3rd headline on a random day this month

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Congrats to Displate, the new official interior decorator of the Trump White House

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Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

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Hahahahaha.

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Images alone don't do this justice. It's absolutely breath taking how good this looks.

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"I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self-service pump" is one of the dirtiest song lyrics I can think of and it was written by this guy

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