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BBC news: don't go anywhere, we're sure they'll tweet again in a sec, yep, one min, er

Both combatants take stimulants *delicate cough* so this might go LATE

it is now five pm in DC, everybody drink some water and eat a snack because round two will be starting shortly

BBC News Channel is running live coverage of the Mump spat instead of the scheduled episode of Question Time. This is not a drill.

PLEASE SHARE THIS! "Call your reps" has become the default action for social justice movements but most of the time your calls don't reach the rep. Instead we should be calling "Legislative Aids" in each rep's office! And Abiola Agoro made a list of all of them! bit.ly/congresscontacts

A reminder that you CAN just go out and donate money to get a species name for yourself from Scripps, and most importantly they have a glamour shots catalogue of the animals you can get for free perusal

What a day!: ABK book arrived Switch 2 released American "government" crumbles noticeably Cor!

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

I just hope they manage to figure out a way for them both to die

@everydaylouie.bsky.social you did an adventure zone thing!? YOU MIGHT WANT TO ADVERTISE THAT HOLY SHIT

Very happy to see the lost Marx Brothers film "Banana Builders" referenced in this important historic moment

Had migraine bloom all day, various degrees depending on ibuprofen levels, but always there. Makes reality slightly floaty when it's full IMPENDING MIGRAINE mode, hard to concentrate

Oh shit is Tim dying? #NCIS

Gizmodo:"Plus, it uses the On Her Majesty’s Secret Service theme for its big dramatic music track over the classic Bond motif, so you know it’s good." Me, shouting: THE WORST ONE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUNG PEOPLE?!

Amazing what one visit to Kent County Council can do to a man.

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport” By Ruben Bolling Genius. Click in.

I can't even remember where this came from, but was tidying up my virtual desktop and found it again. And it's not just true on so many levels but basically why I do part of what I do.

🎁 Our gift shop is now live! Includes Styscraper fridge magnets, Dog Poo Golf mugs, and all sorts of other novelty tat vole.wtf/gift-shop/

@misterabk.bsky.social Sproggling (almost 14) delighted at BOATBOOK, tried to claw it out of my hands before I could sufficiently let go

Important news: the Weston Library in Oxford (part of the Bodleian) has added a small baby play space. And they've called it the Toddleian.

I hate talking about bodily functions. But I am here to extol the virtues of shitting in a box. Ask your doctor if shitting in a box and putting it in the mail is right for you. It's an easy alternative to a colonoscopy for people at lower risk and you can pretend you're mailing it to your enemies.

GUESS WHAT WE ARE PLAYING THIS AUTUMN!!!

Lots of people tell me they like our art but just aren't a pin person. We have custom magnet backs that can turn our pins into instant magnets (with no modifications!) and they also look fantastic framed shadow-box style. The pendants make great holiday ornaments, too! tinyurl.com/ys8jk8te

Got a frantic phone calls from my folks this morning. They sounded so relieved to hear my voice. My parents thought I was dead/kidnapped. Turns out they got a call from a farmer who... found my cellphone in the middle of his field? But I have my phone. And he wants to return it. Scam right? Well, 🧵

This episode of Will Trent is [SCREAM]

If you shoot a finger-gun at my cat, he runs away It's super cute, and I will never film it Because I only do it when he's peeping round my bedroom door, seeing if coast is clear to sneak under my bed, unremovable without treats

You love to see it ❤️ Someone Put Together The Coolest Hype Video Just To Sell A Geo Metro On Facebook www.theautopian.com/someone-put-...

"Who is Lola bunny?" Sproggling asked, So I showed him Lola bunny Jessica rabbit "Okay"

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s

It's BonBonBonBonBonBon time! @misterabk.bsky.social

Top 10 companies worst at repairing roads after roadworks, based on Lincolnshire results: Anglian water Anglian water Network rail Anglian water Anglian water Anglian water Network rail Anglian water Anglian water Anglian water Nationalise water companies now

ゆるワニと隣人シリーズの絵 🐊🐸🐢🐠🦓🐆🐟🐃🐍🦛

getting my spec script out there by driving around real slow and connecting to people's printers

A female Western Gull was recorded riding 150km in a garbage truck from San Francisco to a compost facility in Central CA, probably to forage. TWICE. An innovator, an icon, a genius. This is one of my favorite @waterbirdsociety.bsky.social papers I've ever handled as managing editor #ornithology

Help map Canada’s biodiversity! 🦋 McGill’s Quantitative Biodiversity Lab is calling on Canadians to upload wildlife sightings to iNaturalist this summer as part of Blitz the Gap, a nationwide citizen science initiative. Learn more: mcgill.ca/x/iMR