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Up yours, woke moralist! We’ll see who hoo-hoo’s who.
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Are you the creative director at Telltale Studios? Do you have any updates on The Wolf Among Us 2?
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Aw heck yeah I always wanted to vajazzle but so far all my talents have been wasted on my fridge
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I can’t decide if I am actually into the story of Blue Prince or if I just like being fed tiny little pieces of story as a reward for solving puzzles.
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I’d like to say Baldur’s Gate 3 but that is very much about the characters. The story itself isn’t the hook.
I really have to go back a bit to think of a game where it was all about the story. Maybe like… Halo: Reach? Possibly earlier. The first Mass Effect maybe.
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Maybe if we had shared a roll of toilet paper my marriage could have been saved
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We’re conditioned to ignore anything that isn’t a link so the AI blurb is just white noise. Then we have to filter out the sponsored links. Basically if you google anything the first half page is junk mail.
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I once caught Diddy Kong hanging out in a barrel then he started following me everywhere. Some people think he’s helpful, but really he is just waiting for you to die so he can assume your identity. Terrifying.
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Can I get this sign for my house
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I’m not gonna sugarcoat it, the likelihood I’ll watch a movie goes up substantially if there’s a chance there’s tits in it.
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Why didn’t he just make tight graphics to begin with, is he stupid?
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Oh no, what will I do? Block them?
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This Japanese Rhystic Study is very good.
It’ll be popular. But I want it.
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And the maga crowd would still complain about the liberal media having trump derangement syndrome
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He actually has a robot crab that pinches him whenever he gets owned online. That’s why his weird dick is all messed up.
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Same reason I don’t trust any toothbrush or toothpaste recommended by nine out of ten dentists. The tenth dentist who refuses to endorse the product is a whistleblower and should not be silenced by big teeth.
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In fairness you play and write about a lot of games!
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To get him to say “I know kung fu” they had to put a backwards cue card on the ceiling so he could read it off Lawrence Fishburne’s shiny head.
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Yeah but imagine being the stormtrooper that took down the milennium falcon with a blaster rifle. You’d never pay for a drink again.
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He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears
He threw a knife into heaven, and could kill with a stare
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
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Baldur’s Gate 3 players be like
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God fearing? Pussy. God rained fire down on a whole city for being too horny and I’m still here buying buying hentai games so who’s the badass now.
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Gen Z only know phone and get expensive haircut
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The Dark Souls of video game storytelling on TV
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Gary Whitta already tried to get a Last Starfighter sequel going but I’m sure whatever you’re working on is nice too.
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I took a multivitamin once and immediately caught the worst dose of flu of my life. I was sick for three weeks and barely slept due to constant fevers.
Whatever delicate balance is happening in my horrible body, I’m not messing with it again.
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When people find my dildos I want the flavour sealed in
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Going to the kitchen to get a banana then collapsing on the floor and crying myself to sleep because I realise I spent my allowance on a pair of shoes
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Imagine if Myst was roguelite with RNG.
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Red toothbrushes are banned in Australia for this reason. Purple require a prescription and are only available to police officers and people over the age of 65.
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How were they not moving enough cheese flavoured potato to stay open when they’re next to a store that sells d&d and magic cards.
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WHAT THE FUCK
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I don’t give a shit about added scenes, remasters, or even the musical number.
But Greedo shooting at all, let alone first, dramatically changes Han’s character arc.
This also applies to changing Anakin’s ghost to Hayden at the end of RotJ.
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Do all your snacking at 3am for an added challenge, because the sound of a cheese packet being opened in the middle of the night will echo off fucking Uluṟu.
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Go ahead and conquer that planet, Drengins, see if I care. The people there are already rebelling against you! They will rejoin the Terran empire before the ink on the surrender documents is dry!