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kestin.bsky.social
Some weirdo with a Bluesky. Jeopardy! fandork. They/them. Wannabe actor. Trump hater. Cat lover. Library employee. Aro/ace. #TeamEmma for life.
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@scriptwelder.com Hey, wanted to see if you’d answer this. The player in Don’t Escape 2 is the only one we never see, even their face. On day 3 in Don’t Escape 4, Cody has a dream about being stalked by zombies. Could the player character in 2 be an older, alternate universe version of Cody?

I know we talk about this constantly but it is truly one of the greatest mindfucks of my lifetime. as an 80s kid a Nazi was the most unambiguously, nonnegotiably evil thing you could even be ADJACENT TO, like morality for kindergarteners, and now we have to relitigate that shit every day???? ffs

I will complain about the cold as much as I want.

I don’t wanna be at work I wanna go home and play with my cat :(

We are taping Vampire Jeopardy! today, I knew this one was a bad idea.

I has a kitten

I have candy and chips but I do not WANT candy and chips. I want TOAST

this is the funniest thing happening on the internet today: people claiming the newly elected president of Mexico isn’t really Jewish because she thanked Jesus (she thanked Jesús, her husband)

Please…executive function…

Happy birthday @kenjennings.bsky.social ! Your age is slowly catching up with your Jeopardy streak 😛

I saw a post that asked “has a fanfic ever made you cry?” and I was just like…how the hell are you doing fandom for there to be even a remote possibility that the answer is no??

She always starts meowing pretty much exactly an hour before food times. She knows what she’s doing.

Team Mattea let’s go #JeopardyMasters

I slept like…all of yesterday for real. Didn’t realize I needed it that much. It’s hard to tell the difference between when I’m tired and when I’m *tired*.

I asked my parents for a solar eclipse for my birthday and they said yes so everyone look out for that on April 8th 🙂

Time to play “is this the kind of sleepiness where I can actually fall asleep, or the kind where I won’t be able to and then it’ll just go away after a few frustrating hours”

I still do most of my #Jeopardy! posting on the old platform and I wish there was a cross-post feature where stuff I post in one place automatically gets posted to the other.

I have got to stop reading sad/touching fanfic in the break room at work. Or anywhere in public. I can’t have random people wondering why I’m crying when it’s literally nothing.

And I don’t believe I’ve posted a cat in a while, so let’s rectify that:

I posted it on Twitter, but I’ll cross-post it here: the song I wrote about the #Jeopardy! All-Star Games in 2019, where I first saw so many of our beloved JIT contestants. I was advised to make it a photoset, but if you want to see the original Reddit post, it’s here: tinyurl.com/wdstas

“The only people who it’s not totally uncool to diss like that are…wait, am I showing my age?” —me just now

The #Jeopardy Invitational Tournament is looking fucking awesome. Retroactive good luck to everyone, and I mean everyone.

We are now living in the (probably brief) period of time when we still call COVID-19 "the pandemic" instead of "the first pandemic." Like the years when World War I was still "the Great War."

There once was a man from New York Who liked to eat dishes with pork But the problem he had That made people mad Was he never did eat with a fork

I did one (1) chore and then crashed. \o/

Can’t wait to get back to watching Jeopardy! once I have a DVR again. I’m no good with schedules. I hope everyone’s been having fun.

Hobbies include: making myself cry over fictional characters at 4 AM

I can’t sleeeeep but I’m too tired to do anything else blehhh

Apparently Apple Music imports everything I bought on iTunes when I was a teenager, so tonight’s work soundtrack has been a bizarre mishmash of Hamilton, Les Mis, and songs I haven’t heard for ten years or more. I have to figure out how to add the songs I got off CDs and other sources, though.

I was reading a fanfic that described Wyoming as being about a day’s drive from Alabama and I thought that couldn’t possibly be right. Apparently it is. I had the right idea about how far they are from each other, but not about how long it would take to drive that distance.

Insert umpteenth complaint about the weather not being at least 60.

Ugh. Pointless gross flesh sacks hang off my chest. They’re not even fun to poke.

My feet itch. I wish I had sandpaper socks.

Bill Nye’s full name is William New Year’s Eve

Mmm…the devil’s McNuggets 😈

My brother decided to try and program an ideal wagering calculator for #Jeopardy! and discovered he’d stumbled into something even nerdier than himself.

Every night, whether at 8 or 11, it’s the same: -Take my pills with plenty of water because I can’t swallow them otherwise -Go to bed shortly after because my pills make me sleepy -Have to get up at least twice before truly falling asleep because of all that water gradually settling in my bladder

Grover Cleveland and Grover Cleveland were the same person.

In addition to all the anxiety going on in my own life, guess who’s been completely randomly dragged into *other* people’s drama? I don’t know what happened or who’s right, but I’m inclined to side with the ones who *didn’t* take a random person (me) and start trying to tell them all about it.

Impressive how I used to do the Hokey Pokey on rollerblades considering I can’t even stand up in them now.

“What do you mean, of course I fits”

Renovation update: I still don’t know exactly when I’ll have to move out or when I’ll be able to move back in, but I now have a place to stay from December 15 to February 29. So hopefully those dates are roughly aligned with what ends up happening.