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Fleeing here from the terrible Elon app. DMs are ignored in the order they are received.
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How do illegal border crossings go down by more than 100 percent? I'm not a math major or anything...oh wait, I am a math major! Can anybody answer this?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"Thanks for being us with here, Chris." Sigh.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Uh...the number of illegal border crossings has gone down by more than 100 percent?!?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Hegseth intentionally mentioning the former Confederate names of our bases. Klassy.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

"You can't have a security detail for life because you worked for the government" says the guy who will have a security detail for life because he's worked for the government.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

If you have zero posts, please don't bother following me.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Kristi Noem...yea or nay? I don't really have a dog in this fight.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Lindsey Graham just talked about how when you lose an election, you dust yourself off and get ready for the next one. Is that what January 6 was - Trump dusting himself off?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Trump says 625 million acres is "like the whole ocean." The area of the Pacific is over 40 billion acres.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

How am I doing so far?

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Are we done with the crazy nominations now? Asking for a friend.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Kyrie Irving helped win a championship in 2016 with his invalid handle.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

My prediction on Matt Gaetz...a 🧵

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Matt Gaetz? What, was Rudy unavailable?

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button. Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts. Here's how:

submitted 116 days ago • 7760 comments

Pete Hegseth?!? Somebody tell Trump it's the Department of Defense, not the Department of Offense.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

The dog in my profile pic is Polar, who was my faithful friend for 15 years. He never learned to roll over, but he'd be rolling over in his grave if he found out Kristi Noem is going to be the nominee for DHS.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Of course the people are better (it's the reason I'm here) but I'm equally impressed by the underlying technology. Kudos to the developers.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Finally decided to flee here from that other place. Don't know what took me so long.

submitted 117 days ago • 2 comments