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Pulling out of Afghanistan is the most embarrassing thing in the history off our country?!? What is he smoking?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Trump says Mike Johnson is a religious man...then hastily adds that he is too.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Oh good, another opportunity to listen to John "nails on a chalkboard" Sauer.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance just broke the trophy?!?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Lack of sobriety. Lol.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Why yes, he is president. And what's more, you know why all those people couldn't be in a room together on March 15? Because some were in Washington, while some were accompanying him to Mar-a-Lago so he could squeeze as many taxpayer dollars into his own pocket as possible.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

"I don't mean a ruler like a king...I mean a ruler like a ruler." Wow. Just wow. This is right up there "one of the wettest, from a standpoint of water."

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

How do illegal border crossings go down by more than 100 percent? I'm not a math major or anything...oh wait, I am a math major! Can anybody answer this?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

"Thanks for being us with here, Chris." Sigh.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Uh...the number of illegal border crossings has gone down by more than 100 percent?!?

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Hegseth intentionally mentioning the former Confederate names of our bases. Klassy.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

"You can't have a security detail for life because you worked for the government" says the guy who will have a security detail for life because he's worked for the government.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

If you have zero posts, please don't bother following me.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Kristi Noem...yea or nay? I don't really have a dog in this fight.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Lindsey Graham just talked about how when you lose an election, you dust yourself off and get ready for the next one. Is that what January 6 was - Trump dusting himself off?

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Trump says 625 million acres is "like the whole ocean." The area of the Pacific is over 40 billion acres.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

How am I doing so far?

submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

Are we done with the crazy nominations now? Asking for a friend.

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

Kyrie Irving helped win a championship in 2016 with his invalid handle.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

My prediction on Matt Gaetz...a 🧵

submitted 212 days ago • 1 comment

Matt Gaetz? What, was Rudy unavailable?

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button. Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts. Here's how:

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Pete Hegseth?!? Somebody tell Trump it's the Department of Defense, not the Department of Offense.

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