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Cat Dad, Mando'ad, Ace, Feminist, Socialist, & Tabletop Gamer. Posts about wrestling like it's real. He/Him. #StopAntisemitism #FreePalestine #blm #Transrights #ACAB Bigots blocked on sight.
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Well that's good, because for Kenny Omega it seems to now be a big glowing video game weak spot.
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Because he's the extreme james bond?
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Did they steal all your intestines too?
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I think there is absolutely a market for Cat Lucha Masks. I know I would buy one.
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Meat! Meat! Meat!
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I also played EWR. Actually, I did a thing with a couple other people where we tuned it into multiplayer by emailing each other a save file. One of them booked ECW, one booked WWE and I was running WCW.
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What about, say, a person with a foot fetish working at a shoe store?
I think we should legalize sex work, and I think the argument that it's hard to define could help, Constitutionally.
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The music from the credits makes no sense. It's absurd. ⏲️👮
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I can safely say that Tony Khan is a dork if this is his favorite movie. It's fun and silly and NOT good, but I had a good time with it. ⏲️👮
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Oh, she built the house from the video! ⏲️👮
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Oh, not remembering your son is going to be a problem, Timecop. You fucked up. Like, you'll get by, but shit. ⏲️👮
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Wait, THAT'S what happens when you touch your past self? Why? How? ⏲️👮
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They shot the past TimeCop! And I would be worried, but I was here an hour and a half ago when we established he has a vest on.⏲️👮
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Sloan is climbing around on the roof in a thunder storm in her bath robe. If I hadn't already seen her die once, I would assume this is how it happened. ⏲️👮
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Is it still cheating if it's your husband's future self? Asking for a TimeCop. ⏲️👮
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TimeCop, you can't contact your wife! Other you is right here somewhere! This is the scene we came in on! ⏲️👮
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Oh, TimeCop figured out what I knew an hour ago!
Also, his heel turned partner survived the guns but not the injection into her IV.⏲️👮
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Oh no, TimeCop's dead wife Sloan is here! That's going to be a conflict for him.⏲️👮
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Why does the time car shoot fire out the back?! ⏲️👮
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Ricky the Pervert is Richard now! He wears a blazer. ⏲️👮
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Oh no, time has changed! ⏲️👮
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Wait, how does the car come back? ⏲️👮
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He flash froze his arm and then broke it! And then instantly the guy was electrocuted to death! Either of those would be enough, both is overkill. ⏲️👮
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Someone in wrestling should do that "grab their wrist with an adjustable wrench" spot. TK will pop hard for it.⏲️👮
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Oh no, Time Cop's partner turned heel on him! ⏲️👮
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Oh my god, this guy sounds JUST like the current President. What the fuck. ⏲️👮
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I am! It's how I'm dealing with Collision not being on.
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Yeah, I feel like that would be frowned upon at my office.
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The bad guy senator is in the same room with himself! That's supposed to be bad. ⏲️👮
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Now we're back in time to what was the present day at time of filming. That's a clever way to do time travel. "oooh, we're in the past!" But no effects, because it's the present. ⏲️👮
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Okay, the future (present) is 2004⏲️👮
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Weird amount of nudity in this flick.
Oh, it was VR.
"Damn it, Ricky, I catch you fucking this machine again I'll break your neck." ⏲️👮
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That was the obligatory "Van Damme Can Do The Splits Lets Use It" scene. ⏲️👮
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We are knife fighting in our underwear! ⏲️👮
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My mom's second wedding, which I officiated, had a bigger crowd than the parade. I know it sounds like I performed a mass wedding, but nothing so interesting, sadly.
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There's a lot of Sci-Fi tech and his car is cosplaying as the millenium falcon, I must have missed what year this is. ⏲️👮
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Oh, fuck, the evil Senator is "America for Americans Anti-Immigration" guy.
Somehow we knew that was bad guy shit in 1994 but the knowledge was lost in the last couple decades. ⏲️👮
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Same matter can't occupy the same time. It's never happened. But I suspect it will in the next hour and nine minutes. ⏲️👮
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The evil Senator is Bruno from the West Wing. ⏲️👮
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The punishment for breaking Time Law is death! He got thrown back into the past still falling off a building. ⏲️👮
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Crooked Senators? This is why we can't have TimeCops. ⏲️👮
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Yeah, I'm starting to understand.
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Where did he get a laser gun? ⏲️👮
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Oh, good, the TimeCop is here to stop him. His opponent is a rogue TimeCop.
He hired a boxer to fight known karate guy TimeCop. That sure is a choice. ⏲️👮
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Oh, he has a copy of the 2004 USA Today. And a walkman! This guy is a time criminal! ⏲️👮