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At least half-orc maker-person. I tickle computers and words, sounds, and games come out. I also cook food and put pictures here. She/her https://substack.com/@kidrhino
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As if they haven't taken enough from us, tomorrow they take an entire hour.

So, anybody hiring software engineers/full stack devs in Minneapolis? Seattle? Canada? Europe?

Cacio e pepe, simple and delicious

Gonna try to make spaghetti al'Assassina with bacon, because I am an outlaw now and I do outlaw shit like break every rule of Italian cooking. Will tell you how it goes.

When there's nothing you can do And the night weighs down on you There's a reason you survive And as long as you're alive The Fight is never really done

Evergreen reminder

Ope. I don't have civil rights again.

Be Brave.

Uh oh oneiowaaction.org/iowacivilrig...

I'm not calling them skeets and you can't make me.

My toxic trait is that I find hiccups to be hilarious. The more dramatic the better.

It's essential to find joy when and where you can.

Furiosa (2024) was exquisite. I loved getting to see more of the character. It's less taut than Fury Road, but it's a bitter story expertly told. And Hemsworth's Dementus was perfection. The best foil to Furiosa.

You realize that the Democrats are going to expect *us* to come back to *them*, right?

Office Space really is the anti-Matrix, huh?

Also? I want to complain about my phone's new updates? And how they've replaced the comma? Which used to be next to the space bar? With the question mark.

I fear it's not a matter of *if* we need to leave this shithole country, but when.

Hot take: Katarina Ivanovna and Grushenka should have ended up together.

I don't want to have to be the hero. Sometimes I just want to live and go to the bathroom in public and feel like my life is enough and my art doesn't have to change the world.

Pretty sure my level of excitement as I've been saying the phrase "We're getting a new sectional!" to pretty much everyone is the clearest sign to date that I am, in fact, a grown-up.

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

One of these days I'm gonna learn not to cast True Strike on an enemy. But that's not today.

Doing my first real playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3. It's a good time. Haven't had this much fun with a crpg since ye olde Bioware

I think I will start pronouncing the department of government efficiency "Dio-Gee-Eee" because people get really annoyed when you no-sell their stupid jokes ask me how I know

Oops 😬

Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros

Wait, do we really call these "skeets"? I hate it

Chappell Groan! Ha ha! Got em

You thought I was the clumsy yet well-meaning technician Bad Goodman, when really I've been the devious criminal mastermind Good Badman all along!

Doom-Solitaire until the world is less scary AMA

Dreamed I was a wrestler in wrestling school and wrote FUCK YOU PUNK and MEDIUM TALENT HACK on a poster and I was gonna give it to CM Punk

Protoman is my favorite Char clone

Time for a mystery! I've liked the other books of James' I've read, excited to see how she starts.

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)