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kiltedchro.bsky.social
A man, a myth, a myth again.
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If I told you that an endeavor requiring tinsel, gel nail glue, and chiffon was the manly art of fly tying you would have to believe me.

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Did I forget the term ‘wire harness’? Yes I did, but we did it together.

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The orb returns

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Water bottle gave me a little orb to ponder this morning.

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This is my day off.

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Every once in a while, I remember that a very significant plot point for almost an entire season of Downton Abbey was whether a man’s penis worked or not.

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The time has come again.

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Was gonna take a bad helmet hair pic but then my hair refused and called down the sun.

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Someone I know has to sell a bird fursuit for money and I’ve never wanted to give an acquaintance money more in my life so they don’t have to.

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Somewhere, a man named Rob McElhenney is happy.

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Go Birds.

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I have done my two favors for the day: Cleared the end of my neighbor's driveway (We have a snowblower, they don't) and did some brewery checks so my brewer wouldn't have to. I will no longer be wearing pants for the rest of the day.

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Siri heard me ranting about egg salad last night and this is how she coped.

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Conan ripped his ancient broadsword from its scabbard and held the naked blade aloft. "Even if you feel there is naught else," the giant roared, his eyes blazing with the intensity of his emotion, "by Crom live for goddamn spite!"

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It’s a rare day that I say it’s too snowy to drive for work, but today is that day. Now it’s time for afternoon beer.

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💀

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It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

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Ready to brew for the dark lords.

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No Star War, No Trek, name a favorite sci-fi.

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Had a snowflake land on the tip of my nose as I stepped outside after work. Just felt nice.

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When I hear my cat Andre’s tiny little snores I can let myself feel like everything’s gonna be okay, if only for a brief moment. Still, what a gift.

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Spit on every cybertruck.

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It isn’t not #art #fanart #bg3 #iasip

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At the risk of saying something outrageous, I reckon the ole United States of America may be in a bit of a pickle.

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I just can’t give someone a present normally, even a card.

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Trump Tariffs gonna cost me $30,000~ lmao hate this country so much

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One of my favorite things about working in the area that I grew up is that I get to confirm local legends and lore for newcomers. Tonight: it was Rapid Ray’s.

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Haircut day

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It is really unfortunate for me that the most likely typos for ‘dedicated’, a word I have to type a lot for work, are defecated and desiccated.

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We're celebrating the New Year with a limited edition @pinnyarcade.bsky.social pin! Our Year of the Snake pin will be available for pre-order at the Penny Arcade store at 4pm PT today!

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Every trip I seem to be trying new gear. Today is a new mask so I don’t have to wear a balaclava.

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Hey everyone! I bought a weekend badge for my hubby to #MCChicago but he is no longer able to attend. Anyone need to buy one? Money is tight so I def need to resell it! #MTG #MagicCon

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Go birds.

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Viari No Last Name Given, valued Acquisitions Incorporated employee. #art

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When you need to store a bird mask and a pirate hat sometimes you find perfection.

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I'll never fully comprehend why some dudes think it's fine to carry their wife's credit card in his wallet.

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