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Funeral director/Embalmer, fiber arts enthusiast, and just fucking tired of it all
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If your family members are coming to the funeral home to APOLOGIZE AND CHECK ON THE DIRECTOR then you might be the actual worst. This week has been so fun guys I love death care

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

All of my Joann's are on the closing list that they released. So I'll be going on a yarn BUT I do want to suggest these online retailers. -hobbii -premier yarns -lindehobby Those are places I've bought from and are "affordable" but there are TONS of indy and e-commerce only shops I also recommend

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I'm getting my taxes done and the girl at H&R block just told me my outfit is cute and she's super cute and fashionable and now my day is 1000% better

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone keeps asking where are we getting yarn if Joann's closes? Here are places I've personally bought from or have used the brand and will buy from their site: -Hobbii -LindeHobby -Premier yarns All budget friendly when shopping local isn't an option or other craft stores aren't accessible.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

AJ Styles def got a blowout his hair looks fantastic and I am jealous. #royalrumble

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Royal rumble is my favorite for one main reason and its because now everyone is going to point at the wrestlemania sign and I can do the thing where I also point at the sign but more menacingly and in my own home.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

There are so many cats on my time-line and truly...I need that today

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I walked in to work and had deodorant all over the side of my shirt and not a soul told me. New kind of betrayal right unlocked.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I have come down with a case of the afternoon zoomies and not the productive get shit done zoomies. I need my workday to end at 3. I'm so sorry I can no longer focus my limit has been reached.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Today I experienced the doctor office conundrum. Or schrodinger waiting room if you will. I had to use the bathroom There is no bathroom on the second floor If I leave, they will call my name If I don't, they will take forever to call my name So I sat and suffered, hoping they did not forget me

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I just need some where to shit post into the void so here I am. If you like mediocre deadpan observations on mundane life stuff, yarn, curious about death care, video games and other generalized things, then hi hello.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment