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BOBROVSKY YOU’RE BACK ON THE FORCE

That is the least Leafiest start to ever Leafs if I’m honest.

Good news for Islanders fans is Lou Lamoriello is not going to be the one making that first pick.

The things about that Haggerty fella pointing out Jim Montgomery’s 5v6 troubles is two-fold: 1) The Blues have had trouble 5v6 for quite a while (predating Berube — ask Haggs about Berube, you’ll wanna scream). 2) EVERY team sucks 5v6 because you’re a skater short.

Anyway I guess Jon Gruden can fuck off now. Fine with me.

why doesn't darth vader remember c3po

are federation offices closed on star wars day

As with FDR's Fireside Chats in days gone by, all of America comes together on Sunday nights to read posts where the President of the United States is like "due to 'you know what' and Incidents pertaining to your favorite President (Me!), Hugh Jackman is as of this moment Null and Void in AMERICA."

Very cool what the Standard Shitty Conservative News Diet does to the human brain. I love Keith forever but being convinced the woke mob is coming for you because you said "drag bunt" is amazing. Like when Whitney Cummings thought she'd get renditioned for saying "who is killing presidential chefs?"

And now to get out the razor and get rid of this stubble, I guess.

You hate that they gave up a 2-goal lead late. Sure. But they took the best team in the league to the very very edge. Nothing for the Blues to be ashamed of. On to a bigger and better 2025-26.

That sucks.

Jordan Goddamned Binnington

Game 7 Overtime is prison rules except for DOG-POG.

Cool.

Jack’s also-rather-famous son is still (I think) a Blues season ticket holder.

Alexey Toropchenko. I won’t be picking a second. #BucciOvertimeChallenge

This Blues team doesn’t do these things easy anyway.

If that went in, that won’t count anyway.

Fine. Don’t give up another.

I find the Jets pulling the goaltender with 3:14 to go against Saint Louis to be absolutely fucking great. #ThreeOneFarr

HE’S IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEAD IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEAD BINNINGTON BINNINGTON BINNINGTON-TON-TON

It is amazing how much the 4th line and 3rd pairing of the Blues is eating these fuckers alive.

Binnington usually is wise with the puck outside the crease but THAAAAAAAT was hairy as hell.

Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke Choke Jets Choke

Gotta give the Jets the edge in the third period. Well rested Connor Hellebuyck hasn't played a third period in a week.

I’m fine, you’re fine, everyone is fine.

What does the Faksa say?

Time to bury these fuckers.

FAK(SA) YO COUCH

Any time someone taps a stick, the stick doesn’t break and the official calls the penalty anyway, they’re basically giving the other player a free pass to not hold onto their stick. It’s rather weak ass, if you ask me. Particularly in a Game 7.