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Indy’s Emo Drag King mychem fans follow me if you’re over 21! i miss mcr twitter and trying to find mcrsky 🤘🏻
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cursed adhd is staying up literally all night because i needed to wash my face before going to sleep and i didn’t want to.

kids i teach often tell me i look like Billie Eilish and this 1st grader walks up to me with his chrome book and says “im listening to your twin” playing BIRDS OF A FEATHER on youtube 😂😂😂 to be clear he is trying to roast me and it is hilarious every time

you can try to scare us into submission but it’s DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION

Girlies you can go without Amazon and Starbucks for 24 hrs. I know you can do it

i hate having migraines and missing work, but i love that when i do have to stay home i have 3 sweet kitty cats who surround me with purrs and love.

the most fucked up part about aging is that im starting to LOVE the Red Hot Chili Peppers

oh good! my migraines have moved into causing GI issues

The War on #Trans & #Nonbinary folx is escalating. From Federal moves to erase gender identities to Indiana's Prison Housing Crisis, Healthcare Bans & attempts to ban Drag Performances, we are in the crosshairs. Join me & 2 Special Guests as we break this down today! open.spotify.com/episode/12wA...

Me at age 16: I can't wait to travel the world once I'm earning my own money. Me now: I mustn't forget that tupperware at work. It's my only one...

i had a dream i was in a huge argument fighting for my life trying to tell people Ohio is for Lovers and Helena are not the same song.

BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS @bootsxoxo.bsky.social

today and every day we need folks to #standupfortranslives

TBP is actually second to American Idiot 🤘🏻

i miss mcr twitter, so i’m trying to find #MCRsky ✨🤘🏻 but i’m 33 now so looking for the elder emos 💀🦇 (under 21, do not interact, please) (for lore: i was kicked off of twitter for saying i hope that terf author’s fingers fall off so she can’t type anymore transphobia)

who the fuck let jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon exist on the same timeline?

AH.bu-ruh.CAh.dab.uh.ruh. abra-cadaaahh.brrRUH

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

you think they’re going to try to take the rainbow away from us? not that they could, but like couldn’t you see them try?

living next to an airbnb is the only thing i hate about living in the city

Kings! The Drag Kings Vol. 3 starter pack is complete!: go.bsky.app/WcGyWw

i just almost fought a man because he was trying to kill a bird instead of just letting out the fucking door!!!

sometimes i get “say a little prayer for youuuu” stuck in my head but i sing it “say a little prayer for juuude” (my people name)

Why does paint water look so delicious

being transmasc and having a brother isnt fair lmao the amount of gender envy i have for my brother 😭😭😭😭

and you can use the Libby app!!!!

Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!

a good hair and a no-new-breakouts day at the same time called for a selfie 😌✨

cat reveal! this is one of my sweet babies named Khaleesi Amidala Catton. named after two queens because she is one 😌

holy fucking shit i just love my partner so goddamn MUCH

Quote this post drag kings! Dalt Flowers 💀 A lot of new drag kings are popping up! Let’s find each other! #dragking

OoooOOooh… THIS is the bad place.

not a 5th grader saying to me, “how did you even become a teacher? emo girl.” and then did 🤘🏻 that’s emo nonbinary adult to you, brat.

And you know what? Fuck Grimes

wait… is eating the rich vegan?

ive been keeping my inbox under 10 unread messages and answering texts within 48 hours. this is huge for me. i used to go weeks with 65 texts decaying in my inbox

if im sad play the “Meow meow-meow meow meow” (what was i made for meow version) for me. i will always laugh.