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It's never a bad time to cook and eat an American.

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As a Canadian, I would love to serve the American people. I would love to serve them medium rare and paired with sauerkraut.

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Americans are the worst people in human history.

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To my fellow Albertans: If you voted for Danielle Smith, you're a traitor and you'll never live this down.

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A sandwich is a sandwich but an American is a meal.

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Eat an American, save the world.

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In preparation for the potential American invasion of Canada, I am compiling a cookbook. I will title it "Chewing The Fat" and it will have all of the necessary instructions for preparing and cooking the plump meats that the US will soon be sending us. I will be accepting submissions in the replies.

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