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Yes South Park said no more Trump jokes...doesn't necessarily mean they won't go after Elon and the MAGAs

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

More King Douchebaggy than me yeah?

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Last year's election was such a scam, ironically the MAGAs were the ones who got scammed the most, whoops www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_C4...

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Imagine buying any product from China despite all the tariffs and it'd still be cheaper

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Who knew the elves needed to fuck trees to gain Dark Matter? #southparksnowday

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🥩 Grilled porterhouse steak, enriched by the classic French Maître d’Hôtel butter, with roasted tomato and red, green, and yellow bell peppers, and crisp Yukon Gold potato wedges all provide contrast. The dish is completed with a deep, velvety Bordelaise sauce. Recipe follows 🍽️🍜👨‍🍳🐝🦋

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Gee, I wonder why www.youtube.com/watch?v=tawq...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

F-elon

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Lol how much more pathetic do these people have to be? www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQl7...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn’t be surprised if Elon got Luigi’d one of these days. So if I were him I’d be on the lookout…

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Crème brûlée crèpe cake in the last one #foodporn

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Swiss lemonade #foodporn

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Scallop || Red Vinegar Pearls || Chives #food #foodporn

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

Soufflé 🥞 for breakfast #Foodporn

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe because they made the building look like a car dealership idk

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

In every angle. Feels like a Hollywood footage

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Luigi Mangione STUNS in bulletproof vest!

submitted 6 days ago • 42 comments

Karen is a child abuse name now amirite

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

#SouthPark #FracturedButWhole

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

been thinking of them... #southpark #pokemon

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

I'm so sick of the weather... I know, let's fight in the snow

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I love Facebook lol

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Impressed by my local grocery store

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Look closely.

submitted 8 days ago • 677 comments

I'd be damned if the new South Park weren't about America/China relation. Don't get me wrong, but South Park can make fun of China all they want, it won't stop them from thriving

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

😏

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Trump's temporary TikTok ban was a blessing in disguise. If it weren't for him Americans would've never opened up their eyes to the real China, as seen on RedNote. So I should thank him in a way.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Family businesses tear families apart I tell ya #KitchenNightmares

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

China is punishing the rest of Americans who didn't even vote for the idiot back in the office. Hate to say it but America seems to be in trouble...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

#SouthPark is coming back with one episode near the beginning of this year, presumably a new special, and a bunch more in the second half of 2025. - Matt Stone uproxx.com/tv/south-par...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been meaning to ask this: Why does Cybertruck look so weird?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

🍅 Tomato Florentine Soup A hearty, warming, and rustic potage that blends the tangy richness of tomatoes with tender tortellini, fresh spinach, and aromatic basil. This Italian-inspired dish is perfect for any season and pairs beautifully with crusty bread and a fresh salad. Recipe follows 🍽️🍜👨‍🍳🐝🦋

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

#SouthPark

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#SouthPark Happy Valentine’s Day

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, can’t masturbate anymore

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, making inflation worse to own the libs

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like a win win for middle class families

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

2024 wasn't the best year, but thanks to Luigi Mangione it didn't end on such a sour note

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Someone please take me to China…lol

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Makes me love Grok even more

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

オナニストたけさん (jp.pornhub.com/model/onanis...) #たけくんのおかず

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Iced milk tea Boy was it good #foodporn

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment