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kingsamuel69.bsky.social
my he/him swag has people shakin in their boots
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STOP reading books and START drinking paint

why’s it so hard to find leftists near me where are u people hiding

it’s Valentine’s Day ! 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

I don't support straight rights

If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

god shut the fuck up

i hate paper straws as much as the next guy but was banning them really necessary ?

I don’t strut I hobble

It can't get any worse! [It gets worse]

So many films about disability end with the person dying, being cured or inspirationally overcoming by trying harder, disability is always framed as an individual problem and nobody outside of them has to change, society never has to adapt to include them.

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

i love hatsune miku someone pls put more hatsune miku in my feed she’s the only thing getting me outta this one alive

trump thinks he’s playing monopoly

The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.

Don’t fret, I’m way more sick of my bullshit than you guys are.

my “most tenacious” kdrama idea is that the romantic lead has gotta be an animator on bob’s burgers. and he’s gotta draw tina’s boobs so hard/often that it is ruining his life

this feels… so disrespectful…

Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.

“dei, dei, dei,” SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TALKING BE QUIET

how the hell do u find protests in this day and age

Start calling them “weird” again

ok hold on, wait, ur not gonna believe this: wiener