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Frank Herbert catching strays over here
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Also do they shed them every winter like a deer? I am asking for a friend.
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My horns are better, NO I’M NOT JEALOUS!!
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Not the man who spends hours a day on Twitter bullying people? It couldn’t be!
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I wish blue states would start seriously considering getting state militias together because between trans people from the military and gay couples in red states that’s a lot of able bodies who I’d rather have behind the wall than stuck in red strongholds if everything goes to shit.
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Hey now that's not very nice to donkeys what did they do?
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No I demand every building have two bathrooms for every animal type and you have the wander the halls of doors until either you find the one that speaks to your heart or you shit yourself.
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I picture someone getting their test results back as 'ZZ' and they look in the mirror to find out they're Billy Gibbons
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Buried in the woods, I ate it and it's burning up my insides
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Does he like gladiator movies?
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This will be a true test of faith for Mel Gibson will he let Trump renovate his secret lair?
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Except for exposure to dead or weakened viruses prepared in a medically approved regulatory setting oh wait what are those called again?
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I hate it I keep trying to say moose but it keeps correcting it to moose
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They're all like "take me to your leader" and you just burst into hopeless laughter, poor Rigelians don't know what they're getting into
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No way it would be like that episode of the Orville where they introduce an alien zoo keeping humans to reality television and it's the best thing they've ever seen because like humans they then get to go "thank fuck that's not me"