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Annoying sea gull from Melbourne, Australia. Anyone got any chips?
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One of the greatest Australian songs, I reckon. Jen Cloher is one of our greatest poets. She just gets it. The clip gets it, too. Beautiful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS5s...

Fuck. Now I'm in love with Lauren Bacall. Can't I just get some sort of hobby like making mud pies or painting or something? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFfu...

what th'hey, let it all hang out sleep all day drive all night www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJUs...

"you oughta use an electric razor ..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW2k...

the line about the pen kills me www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjrl...

Does anyone recall a Twitter user (about ten years ago) called Crimerr? Used to tweet little stories about pupeyes that went wuf! and oinoins etc ...

Sydney beats Melbourne hands down.

Mother of the year

Peacemaker presidency @theage

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

Carn Tiggies.

James Tate— "Everyone around him pretending he hits the ball is the problem with our media."

When i was young, I never needed anyone. Those days are gone. Fondle my bum.

I've seen lotsa things. Lotsa shit things, bad things. But this still kills me every time. I ain't religious, but I always cry with faith or something. My heart actually moves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJc...

Keith. youtube.com/shorts/T8fla...

Cracker.

Get some Sunnyboys up ya www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnUV...

Miso has his own elevator to get back in apartment 🐱

"No beaver action here, please." youtube.com/shorts/PHAqm...

When i was young in Frankston, Alfredo, a kid in our class asked us to his place for lunch. His Mama was out. He took a plastic tub from the freezer, which contained a huge turd. He said "I made this." We ran. Al chased us down the street, carrying the turd in the tub, shouting "Come back boys!"