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Man in sex store super stoked to see average sized dildos

@vaughn02.bsky.social BING BONG

2 forager pouches, each flavor Ripple Silk Lettuce Buffalo sauce Tortillas Daiya cheds Snacking beans

High protein tofu Those good tortilla chips Green onion Red salsa. Yellow top. Red vine tomatoes

Canned teas Frozen bluebs Breakfast sausages Oranges Red onions Big yogurt thing Baby carrots Bananas

Aaron goldsmith could be the best announcer in the league and he still wouldn't be able to overcome the cardboard box personalities on the mariners broadcast

DMS ARE OPEN

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

Happy mother's day to all the hot milfs

the body and blood of christ

Pitcher ties shoes, Dylan Moore steals second

The chips in the bag do not resemble the chips on the bag

I woke up sad about the Palestine again. This helped.

The Mariners have the second best winning percentage in the American League and the 4th best winning percentage in the NL West

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CUBES COMING WITH DA SAUUUUUUCE

EVERYBODY SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTS

Happy high potassium awareness day to all the muscle mommies of the world

If the Seahawks don’t draft Milroe I will kms

Smashed my phone an hour before flying to Canada for a family vacation. All I learned from Canadian TV since Saturday is that the stanley cup playoffs are happening and the pope is dead.

What if we replaced baseball/softball diamond dirt with brown sugar

WHERE ALL THE HOT LADY BOTS EARLY TWITTER HAD

@thesuperjcast.bsky.social Does Gedo give people titles to get more money from WWE? I feel at happens so frequently with guys going to WWE specifically. Cobb was heavily rumored then got the tags then left abruptly. Tama, Hikuleo and Anderson come to mind too. This might be dumb.

WHY PANTS GOING SO HIGH UP THESE DAYS

Hang it in the Louvre

Me, every night to Matt Brash:

DID YOU TRY TURNING THE UMPIRE OFF THEN BACK ON AGAIN

FIVE EXTRA THINGS I WISH I HAD ROOM FOR IN THE JOE SIMMONS BIOGRAPHY

These tariffs on China are gonna cripple the MAGA merch industry

I’m on the Morrison Bridge in Portland where thousands of protesters are marching. The bridge is completely closed to traffic, as people protest President Trump’s administration

Your HR leader board: Aaron Judge 6 HR in 33 PA (all by himself) Rays & Rockies 6 HR in 513 PA (all of them)

Bryce Harper was asked about the Dodgers' spending and talent acquisition methods ahead of L.A.'s game in Philly Friday. This was his response: (via @toddzolecki.bsky.social)

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

CUM ON MEEEEEE CUM MEE CUM ON MEEEEEE

NOBODY HITS THE MARINERS FATTEST PLAYER AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

PASQUATCH DONG

Mackenzie Gore might be that guy this year

BASEBALL TOMORROW