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kirkcaresless.bsky.social
If your first wish was to stumble upon a well of mundanity have two more wishes
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Since Nosferatu is stalking across UK cinemas now, we’ve got some prizes to give away – so good, they’d even tempt Count Orlok across the seas. 🦇 To win a Nosferatu vinyl LP and candle – follow, repost, and tell us: what’s an LP you reckon Count Orlok has on repeat?

submitted 42 days ago • 24 comments

I would just like to say I have no real opinion on this matter.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Get the feeling Spurs need 3 more goals before they can feel comfortable here.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

If anybody is seeing two bars while queuing for Glastonbury tickets, may I recommend trying the overpriced cider in one of them.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Paul Dudd and Tyson Furore

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

What did Russell Crowe say when his wife found out he was a cannibal? Nothing. He was just Gladiator.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Haven't entered a London museum with 2 parts of a teapot yet.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

It seems Julius Caesar and the Roman Empire have run out of gas again.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Flashback to the time I didn't know how to spell popular search engines, so I goggled it.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are Red The sky is blue I've eaten a green pretzel Perhaps I'll die

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

They accused me of stealing catchphrases from The Simpsons but I didn't do it.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Something to think about: If crisps were robots would they destroy the earth?

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

4 reasons nobody will employ me as an accountant: 2. I can't count.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments