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I now want to gatekeep bluesky

submitted 596 days ago • 2 comments

Bluesky take notes

submitted 596 days ago • 10 comments

And in true uncle fashion they have set the pier on fire.

submitted 606 days ago • 14 comments

I'm not looking for the boring white people, find me the

submitted 606 days ago • 37 comments

*listening to “we didn’t start the fire” 2023 version* oh yea posted about that one, posted about that one. yup made a post about that one. oh yea this one made a banger post

submitted 606 days ago • 7 comments

bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario

submitted 606 days ago • 75 comments

*guy listening to “we didn’t start the fire” in 1989* oh yeah remember that. remember that. remember that. remember that one bigtime

submitted 606 days ago • 10 comments

Today I saw a muscle guy video on tiktok and he literally said, “who wouldn’t want to have skin that looks like a hard cock” and I was like, “I think lots of people.” Then 3 videos later he was in the hospital with a heart attack induced by his steroids and it was really quite a roller coaster.

submitted 606 days ago • 94 comments

hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

submitted 606 days ago • 18 comments

when i post the same content on bluesky that i post on twitter

submitted 606 days ago • 40 comments

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11

submitted 606 days ago • 83 comments

submitted 606 days ago • 43 comments

watching the robert pattinson batman movie…they cast paul dano perfectly as the riddler. there’s no other guy alive that looks like a dork wanting to ask you some trick questions

submitted 606 days ago • 18 comments

Hi! Lots of artists trying to find community again so here I am with my space pottery. Everything is hand-painted with glaze 💫

submitted 607 days ago • 95 comments

The plan? Buy a website for $44 billion and then let everyone use it for only 10 minutes a day.

submitted 607 days ago • 22 comments

me reading as many skeets as i want

submitted 607 days ago • 44 comments

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

submitted 607 days ago • 116 comments

Will I be able to bully reality tv stars on this app or…………

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t need to touch grass I need to skeet through Elon losing $44 billion

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

Reskeet if you think Elon is ruining Twitter and/or we need to burn the two party system to the ground

submitted 607 days ago • 14 comments

Doctor: Sorry, you can’t have these opioids that I’ve gotten you addicted to. Me: Okay I’m gonna go to this sketchy guy and try heroin. (This is about social media addiction welcome to Bluesky)

submitted 607 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk Ukulele Apology when?

submitted 607 days ago • 0 comments

❌ stopping the bots ❌ stopping the web scrapers ✅ stopping real users from accessing Twitter

submitted 608 days ago • 42 comments

NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY

submitted 607 days ago • 68 comments