kittikelo.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

They're lawyers. They are supposed to be roadblocks 🤦‍♀️

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

submitted 1 day ago • 335 comments

Alternately, we can embrace this opportunity to send gifts to executive branch employees. It's time for a new movement. Dildos for DOGE! Everybody send sex toys to the virgins taking away grandma's Social Security

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Congrats to @bsky.app and all the users and team that make it unique ! 32m users is real !

submitted 1 day ago • 997 comments

Cat on a box in a box!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This text makes me want to break my TV, wtf are you trying to do here Nestlé

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

submitted 5 days ago • 240 comments

Newsmax host claims of DOGE that "the numbers do not lie" and then immediately lies about the numbers

submitted 4 days ago • 350 comments

Really, he should have seen it coming. Tesla's self-driving cars run people over and SpaceX's rockets explode

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We can always hope... #fucktrump

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Though I am loath to admit it, Trump supporters are people too. They just wanna believe all the happy little lies that everything will be better

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Presidents' Day 😜

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 559 comments

"How I wish that I had a daughter who had skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood and hair as black as ebony." That's a (translated) quote straight from the original tale of Snow White as published by the Brothers Grimm. (1/2)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

💥"Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City"💥

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You cannot fire so many people and shutter so many agencies and services and not expect things to start to go very bad very quickly. Our job is to highlight not only the chaos and cruelty of the firings, but also the devastating consequences. The public must turn on this madness and soon.

submitted 8 days ago • 798 comments

Because Donald Trump is a wanker

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

So the Defense Secretary is literally taking away Liberty #foreshadowing

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody

submitted 8 days ago • 42 comments

BREAKING: Ranking Member Raskin demands Attorney General Bondi halt illegal intimidation campaign targeting the DOJ’s Public Integrity Office.

submitted 9 days ago • 865 comments

Where you at Dems ? You fighting to get them far better severance or going to ignore them, and all others in similar circumstances?

submitted 9 days ago • 2779 comments

But it shouldn't be this way, and that's why it's so sad. The future of our country shouldn't be determined by which side could dupe the most voters into supporting them

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Oh cool. So they destroyed over 1000 jobs in order to "save" $98 million per year, and redirect that toward health care in some unspecified way. The VA budget requested for 2025 is $363.9 billion. They "saved" less than 0.027% of the total budget. 🙄

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It's so frustrating that the people who talk the most about the Constitution are the same people cheering Trump and Musk on as they stomp all over it

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

To Trump: "Follow the damn law!" - Nick Brown, Attorney General, State of Washington

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

What in the fuck is he even saying

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

"Fake news" and "alternative facts" will destroy our country. People don't know how to be rational or think critically anymore, and as a result, we have a society of lemmings who consider themselves to be independent thinkers. Anybody who disagrees with you is just "ignorant" of the "real facts"

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

This is one of the best things I've heard in the past month

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Cat too long; had to fold in half

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

CFPB - closed USAID - closed Medicaid - under attack NIH cancer funding - frozen Department of Education - under attack But do you know who just got a NEW government contract for $38,858,978 literally today? SpaceX — owned by Elon Musk

submitted 12 days ago • 382 comments

Umm ok Google, make up your mind lol is it Gulf of Mexico or Gulf of America 😂

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

They’re never going to realize how they sound.

submitted 12 days ago • 519 comments

I expect Buddy's next priority will be a bill to force New York City to change their name to Trump Town, because that kind of petty act is sure to please his master 🥾👅

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-with-fog...

submitted 12 days ago • 44 comments

Magas like to mock us with "the sky is falling! the sky is falling!" but I've heard about more plane crashes in the last three weeks than I usually hear about in a year so like, it seems like the sky may indeed be falling 🤔

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/bird-fl...

submitted 13 days ago • 37 comments

They're lawyers. They are supposed to be roadblocks 🤦‍♀️

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

Alternately, we can embrace this opportunity to send gifts to executive branch employees. It's time for a new movement. Dildos for DOGE! Everybody send sex toys to the virgins taking away grandma's Social Security

Congrats to @bsky.app and all the users and team that make it unique ! 32m users is real !

Cat on a box in a box!

This text makes me want to break my TV, wtf are you trying to do here Nestlé

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

Newsmax host claims of DOGE that "the numbers do not lie" and then immediately lies about the numbers

Really, he should have seen it coming. Tesla's self-driving cars run people over and SpaceX's rockets explode

We can always hope... #fucktrump

Though I am loath to admit it, Trump supporters are people too. They just wanna believe all the happy little lies that everything will be better

Happy Presidents' Day 😜

"How I wish that I had a daughter who had skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood and hair as black as ebony." That's a (translated) quote straight from the original tale of Snow White as published by the Brothers Grimm. (1/2)

💥"Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City"💥

You cannot fire so many people and shutter so many agencies and services and not expect things to start to go very bad very quickly. Our job is to highlight not only the chaos and cruelty of the firings, but also the devastating consequences. The public must turn on this madness and soon.

Because Donald Trump is a wanker

So the Defense Secretary is literally taking away Liberty #foreshadowing

Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody

BREAKING: Ranking Member Raskin demands Attorney General Bondi halt illegal intimidation campaign targeting the DOJ’s Public Integrity Office.

Where you at Dems ? You fighting to get them far better severance or going to ignore them, and all others in similar circumstances?

But it shouldn't be this way, and that's why it's so sad. The future of our country shouldn't be determined by which side could dupe the most voters into supporting them

Oh cool. So they destroyed over 1000 jobs in order to "save" $98 million per year, and redirect that toward health care in some unspecified way. The VA budget requested for 2025 is $363.9 billion. They "saved" less than 0.027% of the total budget. 🙄

It's so frustrating that the people who talk the most about the Constitution are the same people cheering Trump and Musk on as they stomp all over it

To Trump: "Follow the damn law!" - Nick Brown, Attorney General, State of Washington

What in the fuck is he even saying

"Fake news" and "alternative facts" will destroy our country. People don't know how to be rational or think critically anymore, and as a result, we have a society of lemmings who consider themselves to be independent thinkers. Anybody who disagrees with you is just "ignorant" of the "real facts"

This is one of the best things I've heard in the past month

Cat too long; had to fold in half

CFPB - closed USAID - closed Medicaid - under attack NIH cancer funding - frozen Department of Education - under attack But do you know who just got a NEW government contract for $38,858,978 literally today? SpaceX — owned by Elon Musk

Umm ok Google, make up your mind lol is it Gulf of Mexico or Gulf of America 😂

They’re never going to realize how they sound.

I expect Buddy's next priority will be a bill to force New York City to change their name to Trump Town, because that kind of petty act is sure to please his master 🥾👅

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-with-fog...

Magas like to mock us with "the sky is falling! the sky is falling!" but I've heard about more plane crashes in the last three weeks than I usually hear about in a year so like, it seems like the sky may indeed be falling 🤔

Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/bird-fl...

After Trump kicked NYTimes out of the Pentagon offices, they stopped sucking his dick and started writing the revenge porn

She speaks truth.

Oops 😬