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kittyborf.bsky.social
back-to-back two push delivery champ ('20, '24) abq -> srq -> pns -> taos -> abq
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someone called me a thin-lipped villainous bitch a long time ago and i still think about that.

i have received my first Official Warning on reddit for suggesting that lorena bobbit should have simply killed her husband instead of giving him a penectomy, as dead rapists don't reoffend. does it count as a credible threat if the act being discussed happened like 25 years ago??

i think i'm the only person i know who routinely answers calls from numbers i don't have saved.

each attending democrat shouting, refusing to sit, getting reprimanded twice, then getting hauled out one by one by one would have been a dope move. alas.

are addresses to congress always this uh.... this way?

"things are getting pretty ugly, i'm gonna look into what i need for UK spousal visa and also what i need to do to claim my greek citizenship. i wonder what's going on over in greece right now." greece rn:

I can't sleep. I've found lots of good goaste renderings to submit to enddei.ed.gov though. Very tame, very demure.

smartest man alive dude

i love chappell roan's music so much and i'm also really sad that she wasn't around when i was in college.

and even after the runway incursion, when they abort the landing, it's smooth like butter! no big movements, no wobbling or pitching or rolling. just down down down, oop!, upupup!

i did my homework

screaming

we're talking about the guy whose fucking bag man drafted an order to withdraw the US armed forces from europe, asia, and africa and then trump signed it and the JCOS were like "haha what the fuck?" soo.. yeah. nothing's changed. and it's anyone with physical access to him!