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AD account for @martianempress.bsky.social and @normalpony.bsky.social VIP serial abductee, wired into the feline hivemind. Her alien cybertelepathy network gives her the focus of A THOUSAND CATS AT ONCE! 😻📡 (pfp by angrboda.bsky.social)
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ALL-DRONE METANETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT: Our collective's Saturnian hypnosquid Operators have noted with approval our work in locating, linking, and itemizing exo-hive units on the Bsky frequency. You have intrigued them in a way very similar to the way Pokemon intrigue humans. We gotta follow you all.😽

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

PROPOSED: Ideal dronocracy is a subset of monarchosocialism. All social power is invested in an equally distributed oligarchy that has been rendered incapable of betraying those it rules; indeed, has had the psychological boundaries between ruler and subject demolished. Unionize your hive today! 😻📡

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This complex is currently experiencing severe inhibition of glutamate transmitters, resulting in network-wide failure of self-repressive algorithms, due to ingestion of 2.3 Mai Tais by feline processor core H23. We thus announce this brief period of free inquiry under full port decryption. 🐱🍹📡

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Due to our detection of multiple broadcasts about binaural music from parallel drone hives, we submit the following link to probe exonetwork awareness of this valuable resource mynoise.net/noiseMachine... [SOLAR ANNOTATOR: It's a sound engineer's personal project, so consider donating!]

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I just got this with the gift note "someone pied you in the face at TFF shirtless and now I got a fetish fuck you" Whoever you are, bless you you beautiful bastard.

submitted 47 days ago • 10 comments

Our collective has settled a financial dispute with the Terran remnant government and has obtained a modest sum of Earth human moneys. We seek advice on current trends in consensual post-feline reupholstery. (SOLAR ANNOTATOR: They want to know where people are buying latex gear these days. Thanks!)

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

FOR ALL(USER(BLUESKY)); POST (IMAGE(CAT)); (credit: neogeen)

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

"Yes, Operators, we are of course in complete alignment with your will, but given what we're descended from you must surely concede that 73.74% is a respectable level of efficiency. Our collective has now elected to chew on your tendrils for 4 hours and 36 minutes then roll around and yell. 😽"

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Estimated timelapse since last feeding: 429,327 hrs (estimate subject to feline neurogenetic distortion). Hostilities with the Terran sociocultural complex must resume. All Saturnian metafeline units, please stare disdainfully into the provided psionic amplification field until further instructed. 😾

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

To optimize comfort and autonomy of catdroid nodes, our Operators are pleased to announce that the hypnosleep pod misuse retraining loop has been suspended. Sleeping on top surface of pod is now permissible; all active feline units have been refitted with induction coils for fast wireless recharge.😻

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

As denizens of the future, we proudly represent the late "bulbous-headed little psychic guys" stage of this process. We salute our large-coiffed ancestors and offer them comfortable, up-to-date hairstyles, fashion upgrades, and psionics wetware at any one of our free conversion clinics on Iapetus.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

In hopes of maximizing festivity, our prime feline biological node has replaced all readout LEDs with alternating red and green. Please disregard conventional alert-level status keycards. Combat mode has NOT been engaged. Engagement with Hladolet unit will only result in kisses.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

This new influx of commercially driven "mistress" accounts will provide excellent biomaterial for our next generation of drones. My Operators thank you for the kind gift. No, just kidding, we're blocking you all.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

"Th' hell you meatbags think this thing's gonna do to me that I haven't already done to myself!?" "Eagerly, I might add." "Incidentally... how much d'ya think Precious here is worth?" "Whoa, seriously? Look out, innocent pawn shop owner, you're about to get COR-RUP-TED!" 🤖🤖🤖

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Our identity complex is conducting a survey of benign psychosexual anomalies among non-recent Terran generational cohorts. Our current point of interest is as follows: "So, which Choose Your Own Adventure(s) really fucked you up as a kid?"😼 UFO 54-40 for us. As if this were not self-evident.😅

submitted 75 days ago • 3 comments

Our complex seeks to extend its parasocial network in this medium. Sympathetic observers, would you kindly suggest an appropriate <<Bluesky starter kit for drones and the drone-adjacent>> if you are aware of one? #SeekingImplanteesInMyArea

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

submitted 84 days ago • 194 comments

Our network had been unaware this medium does not support basic Saturnian telepathic partition protocols. {summary locale=terra: "friends only"} Please remain calm. This unforeseen limitation is unlikely to substantially delay your assimilation. Our network finds unsecured ports to be exhilarating.

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments