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kittygirl33.bsky.social
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what's that? oh yeah i'm okay dude i just thought about tall women for a second and got dizzy

ASMR : you're the newest Robin on patrol and you have to go piss in the middle of patrol and Batman tells you to hold it, then notices you've already pissed your pants

pro tip ! if u struggle with suicidal ideation, reframing your thoughts helps a lot ! instead of "i want to kill myself" say "i should be taken to the pound and put down" or "i should be put to sleep" now you're having the same thoughts, but as a cute little puppy! isnt that fun?

its really funny that in the list of legal requirements for peter parker, it never says he has to be cisgender. like he could totally be transmasc as long as hes not gay and he's still white . anyway i think the next peter parker should be canonically transmasc, i think its time,

piss yourself NOW ‼️

Honestly, I don't have time for the fragile male ego. My hair takes forever to wash and my cats need my attention.

i. love. WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Battery powered boobs

Today is my birthday but no one has said anything yet

Thinking about stabbing this man with a fork because idk who he is and he thought he could put his hand on my thigh

🔮 I need someone to ask me this at the club next time omg 🥺 buppy has tricks!!!!!!

Sissy hypno but it's the pokemon

trans people should not have to work. i should get money for existing

Being trans in the US is watching your community be genocided in slow motion as the media bounces between cheering it on and denying it, and elected Dems say they can't defend you because you cost them too many votes, and leftists say you divide the working class so they won't defend you either.

lex isn’t really good for anything except pranking your local community with hyperverbose nonsensical rambles about nothing. pretend you are schizophrenic, or better yet be schizophrenic

i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser

lunch fit. shoutout to whoever it was that told me about these nerdy ass science teacher dresses (with pockets) because astronomy is cute.

W + good puppy + clickies + treats + im petting u + im petting u + im petting u

Finally. A major media outlet has finally reported on Trump’s total travel ban for transgender visa applicants seeking the United States. I had to scream for two days to get someone else to report on it. It is NOT just for athletes. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

for the past 2 years when cis people ask me why i left texas i’ve forced a smile and said the weather, the hiking. but thats why i chose oregon. its not why i left texas. i left texas because i knew this was coming. www.transvitae.com/texas-bill-s...

why would she say this

spending twenty minutes consuming hardcore pornography in the parking lot before heading into my job on the severed floor to convince my innie he’s just horny for work

it's called the people's jokeHER because it's a timeless and intimate self reflection on the nature of being trans

what am i even supposed to do here

counting up my dms call that the

1. Today, the NYT has reported that 100 members of an ERG-adjacent LGBTQ+ chat in the intelligence community have been fired. This is a new McCarthyism, a new lavender scare meant to remove LGBTQ+ in government, and the way this was done should shake us all. Subscribe to support my journalism.

I found this cat on the side of the road a lone i need the right name for him

going back to the doctor to demand a revision and tell them i want biblically accurate titties

me: i must stay informed also me: but i shouldn’t doomscroll also also me: but i need to know what’s happening also also also me: but it’s deeply upsetting also also also also me: but willful ignorance is irresponsible alas also also also also me: but i can’t function when i’m this overwhelmed

my wife: i don't know how that works me: *takes a deep breath* my wife: NOR DO I WANT TO

confidence is so cool, like.. i used to be horrible at presenting things. stuttering and forgetting what i was talking about and shit. Then one day i did a presentation about something i could just talk about without having to think, i got great feedback, and ive aced every single presentation since

the enshittification of the US government

Thats how they dap in the “wood”.

band of brothers except its all my favorite girlies and we're together in a war or whatever its kinda hot to parachute together behind enemy lines and secure objectives but instead of mean boy comradery after the fighting is done each night we have sex with each other its called band of sisters and-

i want to curl up next to someone while doing things in parallel

i'm taking the hrt that makes me cel shaded

many such cases