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Anyone who internalizes this line of bullshit will absolutely always be outflanked by people who know how to actually do things

There is no reason to do this other than to try to kill LGBTQ kids. www.joemygod.com/2025/04/hhs-...

Love the Earth It’s the only planet that has cats. Happy Earth Day 😻

I forgot how much I love this place.

The perfect Easter Caturday photo doesn’t exi—

Harper the man Canada kicked to the curb is telling us to vote for Pierre Poilievre. The CPC and Harper are that abusive spouse who won't go away. Canada file a restraining order and elect a Liberal Majority. Send The CPC into the political wilderness. Mark Carney 2025.

Waiting 2 hours in line to vote for Carney is NOTHING compared to the 4 years you will regret if Poilievre is Canada's next PM. ##VotingMatters

The first posy in a thimble I made, to lift my mood during the pandemic. The flowers are all real. When humans look at plants (even on a screen as here) we recover from stress 60% more quickly & the relaxation response is triggered in our brains. Zoom in if you're strung out🌿

Mostly reposting so I can find it again later. Only read a few so far, laughed a lot. Saving the rest of the thread for a time when a good laugh is needed. (Which lately is, like, at least a half dozen times a day.)

I’m a journalist. I cover the news — not make it. But when I see injustice, I act. 🇨🇦 U.S. tariffs are hurting Canadian small businesses. So I’m launching Made In Canada LIVE — a virtual event to spotlight them. Free to join. April 26. 👉 forms.gle/RVs7qTGA6LH1... #MadeInCanadaLIVE Full story ⬇️

Hello Wednesday. 🖼️ DD McInnes

"The King of the Stars, The Queen of the Moon" represents Prelapsarian art, referencing the time before the fall of humankind.

"Object-Fantôme" by Angela Caro Córdova.

Menswear guy has made monsters of us all /complimentary

All these people showing up to Bernie/AOC rallies, Hands Off protests, we need to just form a viable third party - call it the Peoples' Union Party or something - and run both established parties out. Republicans long ago gave up to an apocalyptic cult & the Dem dereliction of duty is unforgivable.

"We are convinced that the more people understand the extent to which the right has succumbed to the Armageddon complex, the more they will be willing to fight back, realizing that absolutely everything is now on the line." www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Art requires an artist.

My ideal reader.

To the point, 10/10, no notes. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jrwWdo/

Sorry, but everyone bitching about dodging White Lotus spoilers on the internet is kinda missing out on the fact that millions of other people are allowed to collectively enjoy a thing, even if your schedule didn't allow you to join in. 🤷

We will call it Orange Monday

This!

me: I spent hours researching something for my book friend: oh wow, that must mean it's pretty important to the story. me: friend: it's important to the story... right?

Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art. Keep making art.

Watching this week's episode of #DragRace and I cannot get past how much Lexi's mom looks and sounds like Veronica Cartwright!! (/gen, complimentary)

Oh, well, there's my afternoon gone LOL (kinda jk but also kinda not) www.youtube.com/watch?v=teqk...

Emile thanks you.

Happy Start of the #DecanWalk Day to those who celebrate! Loving both of these books by @tsusanchang.bsky.social -- especially inspired by the words in "Dreaming the Decans" #tarot #astrology #tarotsky #astrologysky #tarottalk #witchsky

Afternoon folks. Happy “first day of spring” n’all that stuff. Hope everyone’s having a great day wherever you are 🙌😎 ✌️🫶🤘

Devour feculence.

I just watched the movie "Life of Pi". I give it a 3.14159265359 out of 10.

‘Pan is not dead ... in every wood, if you go with a spirit properly prepared, you shall hear the note of his pipe.’ — Robert Louis Stevenson, ‘Pan’s Pipes’ (1881) 🎨Sydney Long, ‘Pan’ (detail), 1898.

"Well if I were You-Know-Who, I'd want you to feel cut off from everyone else. Because if it's just you alone you're not as much of a threat." -Luna Lovegood 🌙