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40. He/him. 📍Michigan. ♟️.
Without passion, nothing moves.
Chess is life; life is chess. Make your move.
Everything is good in theory. That’s my theory. Paper cut survivor. Army veteran (OEF, OIF, OND). Littérateur. Sarcasm enthusiast. #ENTJ-A.
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What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I lava you.
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You just had to start this post, didn’t you? 😂
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Ddim yn dda!
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Just the tip.
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Yes, I caught it and appreciate both aspects. 😂😎
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Thanks for screaming me when you do. 😏
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Oh, you got the “soft bristle” version?! What kind of pampering is this?! I had the plastic bristles that felt like she was descaling a fish! 😂😂
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They’re all evil. Love it! 😆
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Damn drones. I told them this was a no-fly zone.
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Omg. The look! 😆
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😆😆
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I usually go to my local Walmart restroom and wait for the motion lights to turn off and then scream. It’s like I scare the void awake. Makes you feel like a boss.
Bad news is you have to find a new Walmart each time you do this.
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Lol! It definitely depends on the day.
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You tell yourself!
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“Let’s forget about our past and talk about the future.” 😂
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Are you praying for the bears or the fire ants?
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😆😆 Love it.
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On social media, it’s good to think of typos a superfluous punctuation as year-round Easter eggs. Or the Bob Ross route: “Happy little accidents.” 😎
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Do you like to do the cool-looking roll and recover move, or do you do the vehicle still dragging you one? For me it’s 75%/25%. 😂
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You teed it up. 😝😂
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A true catastrophe.
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💯.
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Use the cardboard TP tube like a monocular for that added discomfort.
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😆😆
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iWouldn’t know. 😆
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💯!
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Thanks for representing! 😎
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This Pique-carded everyone’s interest.
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Not the Spice of life.
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Boy, are the ETs going to be disappointed when the reports are in.
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Areola - Roman goddess of small spaces and letches.
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Hope you can breathe under…!!! Never mind.
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“Touch my currently-in-use coffee mug again and see what happens!”
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I did. I actually have two that also allow re-closing and leaves a smooth edge for the lid to go on. Lol
I’m always eager for quick tips in the kitchen for a much as I love cooking. 😎
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Don’t worry, I’ll get you out. 😏