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posting things of varying quality to get over my fear of publishing things on the internet it's okay to make things that aren't perfect. as long as you're making things.
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jesters have an obvious reason to wear silly little bells. what is a cowboy's excuse for always wearing clinkety little spurs on their boots? who are they entertaining?

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me holding up a [REDACTED] confronting my husband when he comes home from work: who is she?

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of all the games they play on whose like is it anyway, they never once have played zip zap zop

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people always look so cool when they have a cigarette or a toothpick or smth hanging out of their mouth, but when i have a little worm in my nose people just say hello to him

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i like to think that every time there's a fly in my house, it's actually someone who wished to be a fly on the wall during that moment like ok slay, obviously me cooking macaroni right now meant a lot to someone oh fuck they just flew into the glue trap

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japan is living in the year 2050 bc their yogurt doesnt stick to the lid of the container gurt: yo

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do you do your part to fight crime? i do my part to fight crime. if im in a public bathroom, and the toilet paper is on the wrong way, i fix it and the world is just a little brighter because of it

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of all the things ive seen on the internet so far today, thing that really.... TICKED ME OFF the most was someone claiming there's no dill in ranch look up any recipe for ranch, the third or fourth ingredient is freaking dill you fool

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meatballs are just meatloaf but better

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feces would be such a cute baby name if it didn't mean shit

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acab except the doggies. they can be saved. they sniff so good

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just blew my partner's mind. i told her that water isn't blue

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jamais vu is the funniest thing ever. say the word jungle 50 times and tell me it doesn't sound like something roald dahl came up with

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theres a special place in hell for people who dont ask for directions and they will NEVER find it

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book club but we talk about the new fnaf book book club but we talk about the dictionary book club but we talk about an actual matchbook church is just book club for the bible i think im getting somewhere hold on

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therapist: do you find it difficult to make choices on your own? me: concentrate and ask again therapist: put the magic 8 ball down

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i could never be the first to comment on a post. no way. im not there yet. maybe one day.

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if bluesky didn't have a character limit, no one would be safe from my long rambling thoughts. they may be funny. but they would be long. i would weave endless tapestries of odd musings. they would take up the entire real estate of your feed. seamlessly snaking through and around other poor posts wh

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why does everything have to have a different method of cleaning. i wish i could take everything in the bath with me. then we could all be clean all at once.

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yk some trees are self-pollinating. that means i can tell people to "make like a tree and go fuck yourself"

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dear god stay out of it this does not concern u i'm handling it just fine

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the word "cyclists" can apply to more than just people with bicycles. there's motorcycles, unicycles, menstrual cycles, the water cycle

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i love water. sometimes i like to say I can't live without it!

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im not "being an empath" i just care about my friends

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how do italians have such clean kitchens? they're always throwing salt over their shoulders and throwing salt on things from far away and just throwing things in general (mainly salt)

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im okay if god sends another worldwide flood upon us. bc i know spongebob would be okay. he probably wouldn't know it even happened.

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any 3 bald guys hanging out together might secretly be the blue man group. you don't know. you'll never know for sure.

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my ears are burning. either someone is talking about me or my hair is on fire again

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love when people walk into my work, look around, and then say "thanks. we'll be back" yeah, sureeee you will. yk im not a fool. my dad said the same thing. i've wisened up to this scam, bucko.

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guy who wears fishnets bc his boyfriend is a bear

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ok so i know that LMFAO (the duo that wrote party rock anthem) is actually actually an uncle and nephew. but i still don't know which one is the uncle and which one is the nephew.

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why is ammo short for ammunition? where did that O come from? gonna name my kid Mo and it's gonna be short for Munitions.

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how are people so good at doing makeup on themselves? the canvas isnt even in front of you. its like trying to draw a picture on the underside of a table

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love bombing will never work on me bc i don't even take normal compliments

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timothee chalamet is basically what happens if you take a guy and make him famous

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freddy fazbear gives nonbinary energy

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i love bringing a ton of coins to the bank to count them, but what am i supposed to bring them in?? the coin jar? a reusable bag? a massive piggy bank?? i fear the judgement of others more than the wrath of god

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apparently some time in your late twenties the customer service voice just becomes your normal voice???? fuck that

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just found a pigeon feather on the ground and then found the pigeon it belonged to and then gave it back to the pigeon. and yes, a whole magical cinderella type of transformation just happened with the pigeon. now the pigeon is a princess.

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i get teased when i say the word "california" bc i use the red hot chili peppers pronunciation and now i can't stop

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can't eat food while watching a horror movie. im afraid a jumpscare will make me bite my tongue. that would suck

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so much pizza on bluesky

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guy who holds a boom mic like a fishing pole

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gotta love when there's something wrong with a car and the car reacts appropriately. when i started my car and all of the dashboard lights turned on and stayed on, it felt like i walked in on it naked and it screamed EEEP like omg you're so dramatic it's just a loose connection somewhere

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im so good at this game

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using the word "revolting" to mean disgusting feels like anti-revolutionary propaganda. we should use more dignified words such as "icky" and "yucky"

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