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KT 🔆 she/her 🔆 artist 🔆 I like screaming into microphones in terrible accents
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(9/9)rearrange my whole body like that. Not just my face! Does the rift have a medical license? That's a dumb question, I can't imagine what board would have to evaluate it. Hey, you still listening?
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(8/9)godhood, y'know, divinity and immortality and worship and all that, but you do get to keep any tips you earn. Maybe not as glamorous, but we don't have Miss Mitternacht putting together our benefits packages. Hey, does ascension hurt? It looks like it'd hurt. I can't imagine having the rift
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(7/9)they just have to be chosen? I wouldn't know, I've never ascended. Interesting career move, though, quit being a god and interview to wait tables. You didn't want to, like, switch to being god of waiters? You must really be passionate about this. Well I'm afraid we can't offer the same perks as
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(6/9)probably wouldn't be able to hire you. So, let's see, this says your last position was...god of leadership? Oh, just like Inspekta! That's a crazy coincidence! Have you met? Small world! So why'd you quit being a god? They didn't take your license away did they? Do gods even get licenses, or do
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(5/9)doing it like with surgery. So I found that out after one of his former patients came in and it was like this whole thing. Now I'm sure you weren't committing malpractice too, I mean, what are the odds I interview two people who lost their medical licenses? No offense if you did, except I
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(4/9)hang around sick people for eight hours a day five days a week. Anyway turns out this doctor guy didn't quit, he was fired, like he lost his medical license like they don't let him treat people no more. Turns out he was rearranging faces or something! Not beating people up or nothing, he was
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(3/9)because he ate a three month old frank he found in the back of his fridge (he called it an old dog (like the kind you can't teach new tricks to) and we told him not to but he ate it anyway and ended up in the hospital for a week) so sometimes it can be their fault) but you just don't want to
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(2/9)See him waiting tables!" but his resume said he used to be a doctor and I didn't think about it too much since if I was a doctor I'd wanna quit too, y'know? Like I can only handle being around sick people so much. I know it's not their fault they're sick (usually (one time my uncle got sick
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(1/9)PATIENCE'S TEXT: I know it's kind of an awkward question and not everybody likes to talk about why they left their last job but it's something I gotta ask cause see I had this one guy interview and I didn't ask him about it, I just figured "hey this guy's kinda cute, I can
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The next eight or so were all the fire emblem characters
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What about the microwave
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looking at the french knots is hurting my fingers