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26 | I love alternative music, RPGs, and games where thing go boom |> ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ sᴀᴠᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ <|
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

submitted 24 days ago • 135 comments

had a dream about my ex and now i wish to perish, and speaking of perish now because of this i need to listen to the debut self-titled album by Welsh post-hardcore band Holding Absence

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment theonion.com/new-edi...

submitted 34 days ago • 99 comments

ngl i forgot about bluesky since no one is here i can say that i used to unironically like game over by falling in reverse okay bye

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Dedicating every waking minute to hating on a game you haven’t played is such weird behaviour.

submitted 49 days ago • 41 comments

"Goku told me you pee the bed. Care to respond to these allegations?"

submitted 49 days ago • 9 comments

still can't get over how extremely okay Veilguard was as a full experience and all its unbelievably strange decisions, can't believe I played Inquisition for that game ☠️

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

sleep token officially my 3rd fav band like how has a band taken over my life so thoroughly like this bro

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

felt this shit

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

found a gray hair today it's been real y'all gonna drive into a train 💯

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran theonion.com/trump-releas...

submitted 76 days ago • 128 comments

b u r d e n e d b y o u r c o n n e c t i o n i l o n g f o r s e p a r a t i o n

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

these newest One Ok Rock songs have been so good that i wish their whole discography was this peak, but nevertheless i'm really intrigued by this upcoming album cuz DAMN

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

submitted 85 days ago • 365 comments

I am terribly predictable

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate

submitted 86 days ago • 38 comments

My wish has been granted

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

simultaneously had an easy day at work and beyond the most socially exhausting, they needa have me train more introverts man I do not have the power to talk to a yapster for 10 hours 😭😭

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

YOU. YEAH, YOU, THE PERSON READING THIS SKEET, BUY BOTH GAMES SO WE CAN GET A THIRD ONE. PLEASE. NOW.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Finally got a new phone and actually have space to download Bluesky what's up nerds

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

STARFIRE MIKUUUUUU

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

crazy how a just good ass milkshake cured my depression today

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

👊👊 #イースX

submitted 371 days ago • 0 comments

Scout Lace Harding (wife ♥️) #dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard

submitted 98 days ago • 4 comments

i will never forgive Spotify for giving me a "playlist in a bottle" full of love songs a few months after my ex and i broke up like damn y'all some evil mfs

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment