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When someone calls you a praying mantis in bed wtf are you supposed to do

no coffin, please. just wet, wet mud

lol hasan got banned?

Didn't ask, don't care and I'll believe it when you give me a precious ruby

wishing I had six fingers on each hand just so I could get hello kitty knuckle tattoos

Gaetz is a sexual predator.

You know some tiramisu hate to see me comin

Just saying.

my tattoo artist is always the person that laughs hardest at my jokes so that's actually why I come here the tattoo is just a bonus, also he has a fridge of beer

"Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better." My god, he went full Bette Davis.

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!

being such a lover is a curse

I hate it when people dance around me it makes me feel like a maypole

Dunder Mifflin, this is pamphlet

if u watch fight club and look at brad pitt instead of edward norton I don't understand you and I never will

shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yah

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I don't want anything from you, just beat me to death with your sexy meaty fists and we square

Jesus Christ, 2025, stop already www.cnn.com/2025/02/27/e...

you guys I already know where the love of my life is but I just am having a really hard time getting to the MACBA :(

am i flirting or am i starting a fight??

What the actual fuck variety.com/2025/film/ne...

A little dry humping never hurts a friendship

I want to run away deadass but I'm too injured to run

I love you guys but don’t ever disturb my reveries

youtu.be/PRVMQ1lNOFk?... I'm addicted to watching these lives bcc what is this lmao

actually did have to go have a cry in my car about Michelle Trachtenberg that's so shocking

I work so hard on not being a nuisance to others when I go out in public and idk why bc it's so obvious that like half of you aren't even fkn trying

guys I have depression if that wasn't already fucking obvious

saving myself for the right avoidant man

sad day to be joann