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NEW MuskBalls: He’s casually overlooking the fact that the Republicans control Congress. I mean, you really have to be an imbecile to fall for this line 🤤

I’m sure Trump’s on a cut of the sales. This kind of publicity is simply priceless:

Merz: "it is clear, that the Americans — at any case these Americans, this administration — mostly don't care about the fate of Europe one way or another" Innit…

Unbelievable. The guy who put Booby K over the top has some advice for you. (I have some for him: go fuck yourself, you pathetic coward.)

What in the fried fuck is this? 😵‍💫 (He turned off replies…)

Bill’s Big Brain: You silly people think Elmo is a bad guy! HE IS THE HERO and has “very important reasons to do what he is doing.”

Congratulations!

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🚨 NEW from El Comandante: “ELON IS DOING A GREAT JOB, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM GET MORE AGGRESSIVE.”

LoomyWatch: Lindy Li’s attempt at becoming a MAGA influencer just got a lot harder! 😝 Loomy is relentless… “I guess it's going to soon be time to start exposing everyone who is propping her up.”

Bill’s Big Brain: “Why are we retiring a body position in honor of the despicable Nazis and Hitler?” Bannon’s gesture WAS a Nazi salute. But Elmo’s? NO WAY! That was just a “body position.” 🤤

LoomyWatch Special! ‘Loomy, Lindy and Lara’ “@lindyli why did you accuse Eric and Lara Trump of stealing from sick kids and puppies?”

NEW: “The survey, released Friday, showed that US consumer sentiment declined in February for the second consecutive month, according to a final reading, down by a steep 10% from January. That was double the decline initially reported earlier this month.” www.cnn.com/2025/02/21/e...

😤 ‘“Coinbase is committing to do nothing. We surrendered nothing,” said Coinbase CLO Paul Grewal, who called the outcome a “complete win.” “The surrender was the SEC’s — and the SEC’s alone,” Grewal said.’ www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

“Musk and Trump have repeatedly said Commander Sunita Williams and Captain Barry Wilmore have been abandoned on the ISS Williams and Wilmore themselves have confirmed this isn’t the case, explaining that their return to Earth was delayed due to technical issues.” fortune.com/2025/02/21/e...

Trouble is brewing within the GOP per Politico Playbook… Very interestingly, the video mentioned at the end of the first screenshot is apparently being censored on Xchan (see second screenshot) 🤔 www.politico.com/newsletters/...

Fixed it.

This is where we are… 😐

“Even if you’re willing to grant Vance’s premise that banishing the AP is no big deal—I am not—there’s a lot of territory between that and jailing people, and that’s the ground that Trump is occupying: using the power of the government to intimidate.” (🎁) www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

NEW MuskBalls: Buddeeeez! 🤗 Milei and Leon backstage at CPAC…

NEW: New polling — Brits say supporting Ukraine is more important than good relations with the US.

“Now is the moment to recognize the scale of the seismic change unfolding, and to find new ways to live in the world that a very different kind of America is beginning to create.” — Anne Applebaum www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

Bill’s Big Brain: The romance continues undimmed by events… 💘 “I think it's fair to say that no human has ever achieved as much as @elonmusk.”

🚨 NEW MuskBalls: He’s decided to “fix” Community Notes to make sure they align with his ludicrous propaganda! FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST AT WORK!

Watching some CPAC. So many crazies… ‘Proverbs Media Group.” Yikes… Summary: ‘god, god, god, more god.’

“DOGE has achieved “god mode.” That’s according to an employee in senior leadership at USAID, who told us that Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency now has full, unrestricted access to the agency’s digital infrastructure” Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

NEW: he’s still fixated… “Canada, which with FAR LOWER TAXES AND MUCH STRONGER SECURITY, will someday, maybe soon, become our cherished, and very important, Fifty First State.”

New polling from CNN: “A majority feel the president isn’t doing enough to address the high prices of everyday goods. And 52% say he’s gone too far in using his presidential power, with similar majorities wary of his push to shutter federal agencies and elevate Musk” www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...

“Ukrainian citizens, opposition leaders and even the president’s critics condemned Trump’s calls for elections to take place, saying it’s impossible to hold a free and fair ballot in the midst of war.” www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

“A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call in December from a lawyer at X. The message was clear: Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else.” (Gift link 🎁) www.wsj.com/business/med...

“Elon Musk’s cost-cutting and fraud-finding apparatus, the Department of Government Efficiency, came out swinging in recent days. The result? Two stunning strikeouts” www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

New: The eggs factor. (Geddit? 😏) “Gallup just registered Trump‘s worst economic approval rating ever”

👀 ‘Trump said it would be "unfair" to the U.S. if Musk did decide to build a factory there. "Now, if he built the factory in India, that's okay, but that's unfair to us. It's very unfair," Trump said in the interview.’ H/t @dogosleepin finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-s...

Uhhh… are we sure this guy isn’t driving the asteroid?